WHEN I AGREED TO HELP CLEAN AND FIX TE SHOP, I DIDNT EXPECT I WAS GOING TO WAR AGAINST BACTERIA!!!! NOWONDER THE PREVIOUS OWNER DIDNT MAKE A GOOD LIVING!!! THE PLACE WAS LIKE INFESTED OF LIKE NASTIES!!!! i should probably call them medical doctors who work in labs to examine the shop to discover any new diseases or something cause the whole place was screaming SALMONELLA PARTY!!!!!!
when we took out the baymarine and the table to replace with our brand new sexy stainless steel one. we found like bits of dust and grease, and some mouldy shit that looked like it would suddenly have eyes and attack your face. probably the only good side about removing the baymarine was that WE FOUND $8.75!!!! (and even that had mould =.='') and OMG THE WATER THAT WAS IN THE BAYMARINE WAS LIKE A MIRKY YELLOW COLOUR like you had a urinal infection or something. it was soooooo nasty and the sides had like built in grease or something. It was soo gross that my sister pikaboo almost puked! (would of soo recorded that XD)
what was even worse WAS THE FREAKEN FRYER AND THE GRILL!!!!! took me and my cousin 2 DAYS TO CLEAN THAT!!!! the fryer was soo black that my cousin thought there wasnt anything in it s she stuck her finger in there, only to discover that her whole finger had turned black (free tan XD).
never in my life have i ever seen soo much filth. IT WAS EVEN WORSE THAN MY ROOM!!! (my room is pretty much the amazon forest). anywhoo i better be off since there is the floor, tables, and the oven to clean. =.=''
nite nite
frm doodie
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Sunday, September 20, 2009
bakers lunch box??
MY FAMILY OFFICIALLY IS OPENING A TAKE AWAY SHOP!!!!!!
praying to god it will be extremely sucessful (since the other 2 failed miserably). its gonna be 1 week of hardcore constant renovations. filled with back breaking, leg twisting, muscleaching, finger splintering PAIN!!!!!! and to top it up... NOONE IS GETTING PAID!!! talk about cheap labour(family lives off free labour).
all the planning is done and the renovations commence tomorrow. (pase pray that i dont die during the process). its gonna look like the sex (well better than it was before). omg the place was soo orange like it wasnt a nice orange but it was this bright ass fluorescent orange that those construction workers wear (i almost died... from the inside) WHAT WAS WORSE, EVEN THE OUTSIDE WAS FLURESCENT ORANGE!!!! seeing it for the first time made me instantly think... we are going to die............ anywhoo thats all i got for today.
nite nite
frm doodie
praying to god it will be extremely sucessful (since the other 2 failed miserably). its gonna be 1 week of hardcore constant renovations. filled with back breaking, leg twisting, muscleaching, finger splintering PAIN!!!!!! and to top it up... NOONE IS GETTING PAID!!! talk about cheap labour(family lives off free labour).
all the planning is done and the renovations commence tomorrow. (pase pray that i dont die during the process). its gonna look like the sex (well better than it was before). omg the place was soo orange like it wasnt a nice orange but it was this bright ass fluorescent orange that those construction workers wear (i almost died... from the inside) WHAT WAS WORSE, EVEN THE OUTSIDE WAS FLURESCENT ORANGE!!!! seeing it for the first time made me instantly think... we are going to die............ anywhoo thats all i got for today.
nite nite
frm doodie
Saturday, September 19, 2009
an annual event
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DEAR SISTER MIYU!!!!!!
today she turns to the ripen age of 29 (still believe shes 24 and acts as a 10 year old). To celebrate her year my family had booked a little sushi plae located in china town. i was hoping that this place would be lucky to be listed in as one of my reccommended sexies since the birthday girl said that its really delicious.
We booked the restaurant a 7:30, thinking that it'd be plenty of time since everyone finishes work at 4 and we have 3 1/2 hours to get ready. Sadly like most girls, when they say they'll be ready in 10... it would pretty much mean 1 hour and since my family is filled with girls, booking the place at 7:30 was not a smart thing to do. so instead of arriving at 7:30, we left the house at 7:30 and arrived there at 8 (thank god there wasnt any traffic on that night).
When we arrived, the place was deserted and very quiet which is good in a way so noone has to hear my family scream at each other but slowly it started to pile up. the dishes that were there was FREAKEN EXPENSIVE!!!! (affordable but not worth it) like a peking duck sushi roll was 6 bucks... 6 BUCKS!!! i was like did they have to butcher their own duck and marinated and stuff to make it that price. id rather go to sushi sushi and buy like 2 for that price or an obento box or something.
ANYWAY... such disappointment that the food did not deliver like it said to. even my sister was disappointed and she reccommended the place. and i ended up resorting to eating 2 packets of mi goreng when we came home. anywhoo thats all i got for tonight
nite nite
frm doodie
today she turns to the ripen age of 29 (still believe shes 24 and acts as a 10 year old). To celebrate her year my family had booked a little sushi plae located in china town. i was hoping that this place would be lucky to be listed in as one of my reccommended sexies since the birthday girl said that its really delicious.
We booked the restaurant a 7:30, thinking that it'd be plenty of time since everyone finishes work at 4 and we have 3 1/2 hours to get ready. Sadly like most girls, when they say they'll be ready in 10... it would pretty much mean 1 hour and since my family is filled with girls, booking the place at 7:30 was not a smart thing to do. so instead of arriving at 7:30, we left the house at 7:30 and arrived there at 8 (thank god there wasnt any traffic on that night).
When we arrived, the place was deserted and very quiet which is good in a way so noone has to hear my family scream at each other but slowly it started to pile up. the dishes that were there was FREAKEN EXPENSIVE!!!! (affordable but not worth it) like a peking duck sushi roll was 6 bucks... 6 BUCKS!!! i was like did they have to butcher their own duck and marinated and stuff to make it that price. id rather go to sushi sushi and buy like 2 for that price or an obento box or something.
ANYWAY... such disappointment that the food did not deliver like it said to. even my sister was disappointed and she reccommended the place. and i ended up resorting to eating 2 packets of mi goreng when we came home. anywhoo thats all i got for tonight
nite nite
frm doodie
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
THE BLACK PLAGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY FAMILY IS GETTING SICK!! its like one by one each person is getting plucked and being SHOT BY THE FLU!!!! first it started off with my little niece (the one in my dp) having just a mild runny nose... the sudden BANG!!!! the next day my sister (pikaboo) started to get the runny nose and now she is passed out in her room and now ODing in her room using the vics air vapouriser.
Soon after the next day my cousin got gang banged by the flu and she KOed for practically the whole day and she was coughing on everyone. then the day after that my other sister (thiendiep) had been defeated by the lord of all germs and layed still in her room, with piles of blankets on her to keep her warm, and the tv to keep her entertained, and the shit load of pills beside her to revive her slowly.
It seem like there was no hope for my family. everyone was being sick and there was nothing that could be done. my daddy decided to use the vics air vapouriser just hoping that the sickness will end there and spare the rest of the house members, but the germ gave no mercy and started attacking my other cousin (mr skinny). he is badly injured but still breathing.
the remaining survivors awaits for the germs to attack in hope that our super sexy immune system will defend against the vile mutated ugly looking germs. my mother and father, my other sister (miyu), my dog and i are the only survivors left that havent been infected but only time will tell if we truely live to tell the story. so this is doodie signing off and hopefully not the last.
nite nite
frm doodie
Soon after the next day my cousin got gang banged by the flu and she KOed for practically the whole day and she was coughing on everyone. then the day after that my other sister (thiendiep) had been defeated by the lord of all germs and layed still in her room, with piles of blankets on her to keep her warm, and the tv to keep her entertained, and the shit load of pills beside her to revive her slowly.
It seem like there was no hope for my family. everyone was being sick and there was nothing that could be done. my daddy decided to use the vics air vapouriser just hoping that the sickness will end there and spare the rest of the house members, but the germ gave no mercy and started attacking my other cousin (mr skinny). he is badly injured but still breathing.
the remaining survivors awaits for the germs to attack in hope that our super sexy immune system will defend against the vile mutated ugly looking germs. my mother and father, my other sister (miyu), my dog and i are the only survivors left that havent been infected but only time will tell if we truely live to tell the story. so this is doodie signing off and hopefully not the last.
nite nite
frm doodie
Friday, September 4, 2009
million dollar student...
I JUST FOUND OUT TODAY THAT MY FAMILIES WORTH ATLEAST 1.8 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its like any other boring day with the same old retarded routine until i came home and my dad was on the phone. and he was talking to my uncle back at vn about some gibberish thing i dont know of cause they were using complex viet words and out of nowhere my sister came up to me and said
thien diep: you know dads a millionaire
me:..... ARE YOU SERIOUS??!?!??! WHERE?!??! HOW?!?!!?!?
thien diep: that house we have at vn. its worth 1.8 mil US dollars
me:...... THE ONE NEAR GRANDMAS HOUSE OR THE ONE IN THE COUNTRY SIDE?!?!?
thiendiep: the one near grandmas house
me:...... I LOVE YOU DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but apparantly for some reason my uncle in vn didnt notify my dad about the house because apparantly the government is planning to demolish the whole area and turn it into like a large mall and the top of the building have like flats and stuff... but luckily my dads house isnt in the way of the construction but they were planning on making it extremely large like take up the entire suburb of something like that. cause they already bought out my grandmas flat/unit/apartment/mini house for 500k which is good cause she got that place for like 10k during the time. but yeah, and apparantly since my dad moved to australia, his name was forcely removed from the entitlement of the house and was given to my uncle since he still lives in vn. so like the greedy ass owns 2 houses. and my uncle already signed off his own house cause it was in the way of the construction (god knows how much he got from it)and if he signs off the house that was originally my dads and refuses to hand over any of the dulla, my dads gonna file a lawsuite... DING DING DING!!! FAMILY FUED!!!!!!
as much as we're all family and stuff and you shouldnt be like suing the living day lights out of your relatives (especially your own BROTHER) my uncle in vn is an asshole. AND THIS IS COMING FROM A PERSON WITH A ALOT OF FAMILY VALUES!! as much as i dont want to be like all racist or some shit (even though its my own race) when it comes to money, vn people tend to get very greedy and a little retarded about it.
its like when my dads uncle (which i think is my great uncle) had passed away because this stupid doctor retardedly kept of focusing on his neck because he fell from is 2 story house and he passed away from internal bleeding. (bloody idiots) so he stated that is he were to die, my dad would be entitled of his house (which is fair cause we have been supporting their families for so long) but his retarded cousin (which is my aunty) had to go all retarded and stating that her family owns the house since they live there and my family doesnt and wants us to pay them to claim ownership of the house (i think it was 50k) and we were like WTF?!?!?!?!?!? and i was like WHY THE HELL WOULD WE GIVE THEM MONEY TO GET BACK SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO MY DAD?!?!?! CAN THEY BE ANYMORE BLONDE?!?!?! and what was even worse they started threatening that if we dont pay them the money, they're gonna build on the land and expand the house because its too small for them. and i was like YOU HAVE LIKE FREAKEN 4 PEOPLE LIVING IN THAT FREAKEN DOUBLE STOREY HOUSE AND YOURE COMPLAINING?!?!? WE LIVE IN A ONE STOREY CONSISTING OF 8 AND HALF PEOPLE... DO WE LOOK LIKE WE'RE COMPLAINING??!?! what was even worse about building over that land was that it was my dads families private cemetary (so basically my dads family trees corpses are all at the back yard) and when my family and relatives were to pass away, we'd be buried there (which is pretty awesome) but if they won the battle, WE'D HAVE TO FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO RIP. but luckily THE WAR IS OVER AND THE VICTOR WAS US!!!!
so yeah thats pretty all i can say for now because its like 2:15 am and if i dont go to sleep, im gonna get gg by my teachers at school
nite nite
frm doodie
its like any other boring day with the same old retarded routine until i came home and my dad was on the phone. and he was talking to my uncle back at vn about some gibberish thing i dont know of cause they were using complex viet words and out of nowhere my sister came up to me and said
thien diep: you know dads a millionaire
me:..... ARE YOU SERIOUS??!?!??! WHERE?!??! HOW?!?!!?!?
thien diep: that house we have at vn. its worth 1.8 mil US dollars
me:...... THE ONE NEAR GRANDMAS HOUSE OR THE ONE IN THE COUNTRY SIDE?!?!?
thiendiep: the one near grandmas house
me:...... I LOVE YOU DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but apparantly for some reason my uncle in vn didnt notify my dad about the house because apparantly the government is planning to demolish the whole area and turn it into like a large mall and the top of the building have like flats and stuff... but luckily my dads house isnt in the way of the construction but they were planning on making it extremely large like take up the entire suburb of something like that. cause they already bought out my grandmas flat/unit/apartment/mini house for 500k which is good cause she got that place for like 10k during the time. but yeah, and apparantly since my dad moved to australia, his name was forcely removed from the entitlement of the house and was given to my uncle since he still lives in vn. so like the greedy ass owns 2 houses. and my uncle already signed off his own house cause it was in the way of the construction (god knows how much he got from it)and if he signs off the house that was originally my dads and refuses to hand over any of the dulla, my dads gonna file a lawsuite... DING DING DING!!! FAMILY FUED!!!!!!
as much as we're all family and stuff and you shouldnt be like suing the living day lights out of your relatives (especially your own BROTHER) my uncle in vn is an asshole. AND THIS IS COMING FROM A PERSON WITH A ALOT OF FAMILY VALUES!! as much as i dont want to be like all racist or some shit (even though its my own race) when it comes to money, vn people tend to get very greedy and a little retarded about it.
its like when my dads uncle (which i think is my great uncle) had passed away because this stupid doctor retardedly kept of focusing on his neck because he fell from is 2 story house and he passed away from internal bleeding. (bloody idiots) so he stated that is he were to die, my dad would be entitled of his house (which is fair cause we have been supporting their families for so long) but his retarded cousin (which is my aunty) had to go all retarded and stating that her family owns the house since they live there and my family doesnt and wants us to pay them to claim ownership of the house (i think it was 50k) and we were like WTF?!?!?!?!?!? and i was like WHY THE HELL WOULD WE GIVE THEM MONEY TO GET BACK SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO MY DAD?!?!?! CAN THEY BE ANYMORE BLONDE?!?!?! and what was even worse they started threatening that if we dont pay them the money, they're gonna build on the land and expand the house because its too small for them. and i was like YOU HAVE LIKE FREAKEN 4 PEOPLE LIVING IN THAT FREAKEN DOUBLE STOREY HOUSE AND YOURE COMPLAINING?!?!? WE LIVE IN A ONE STOREY CONSISTING OF 8 AND HALF PEOPLE... DO WE LOOK LIKE WE'RE COMPLAINING??!?! what was even worse about building over that land was that it was my dads families private cemetary (so basically my dads family trees corpses are all at the back yard) and when my family and relatives were to pass away, we'd be buried there (which is pretty awesome) but if they won the battle, WE'D HAVE TO FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO RIP. but luckily THE WAR IS OVER AND THE VICTOR WAS US!!!!
so yeah thats pretty all i can say for now because its like 2:15 am and if i dont go to sleep, im gonna get gg by my teachers at school
nite nite
frm doodie
Monday, August 31, 2009
high on crack day
viewer disgression advises if you have any heart problems or a weak stomach that you do not read this blog for it may contain information that could leave you traumatized and slightly disturbed.................................................................................... dont say i didnt warn you
i dont know why but for some reason the entire day, almost everyone i talked to was high like they were on crack (hence the blog title). like my best friend of instance... we went to see my new house today and we had to drop off a friend first before we went and this is what she said when we dropped him off (for security purposes his name will be under a nick name so dont think his parents named him after an anime character) "nows i knows wheres vegetas lives" im just like :.... ok that wasnt that funny but this is coming from a person that gets aggro everytime i miss pronounce a word. e.g union house. i call it the onion house XD
there was also when during period 6, skinny (my friend) went up to vegeta and said
skinny: i'll let you give me a kiss if you let me borrow your book
vegeta: ok.
*vegeta grabs skinny by the neck and goes for a kiss. hesitant as skinny is, he moves as far as his neck could push him but it wasnt far enough and soon after vegeta gave skinny and loud kiss on the cheek! disturbed and traumatized as skinny was, he grabs the book and walks off*
me: BLAHHAHHAA OMFG!!!!! THAT WAS SOO DISTURBINGLY HOT !!! XD
twinnie: BLAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
crimson: doodie is turned onn....
me:BLAHAHHAHAHAAH just a little... JUST KIDDING!!
twinnie: OMG DOODIE!!!!
vegeta: i didnt even need the book, i printed out a copy
me: BALHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not to mention tonight out of nowhere my sister (pikaboo) was on about her bodily gas. its like out of nowhere she comes back from the toilet and says
pikaboo: the entire time ive been farting in to toilet
me: =.='' thanks for sharing but i didnt really need to know that
pikaboo: my stomach is still making weird noises. i think i didnt fart it all out
me: please dont tell me youre up for round 2 cause if you are... DONT DO IT IN THE ROOM!!
and this is coming from a person that calls me a retard when i start dancing in the room when im bored.
AND AFTER THAT MY SISTER(pikaboo) AND HER BF(kobe) HAD THIS FRIED UP CONVO
kobe: so her viet name is pronounced as be tuyen (this is referring to my little niece)
pikaboo: yeah
kobe: so its be tuyen but you call her as be tien. you guys fail at calling her name. such a pretty name but you lazy people go fobby and call her tien and who thought of calling her lung?? WHO WOULD NAME THEIR KID LUNG BE (this is my cousins name from vietnam)?? HAHAHA
pikaboo: how would i know man
kobe : nhi (my viet name), but does lung be mean in viet?
me: well lung is like a hole and i dont know what be is....
kobe: be is broken
me: oh yeah...... XD
kobe: so its broken hole
me: lolz.. yup
kobe: ok babe, your name isnt ni anymore (pikaboos viet name), its now broken hole.
pikaboo: and now im gonna fart on your face and i think its coming soon too
kobe: omg are you serious?? well atleast im fine but miyu is screwed cause shes lying near your ass and doodies there too.
*the deadly fart escapes*
kobe: OMFG I CAN SMELL IT!!! OMG BABE!!!
pikaboo: what?? i dont smell anything. YOURE BEING AN IDIOT!!
kobe: i think im gonna die. wanna take a whiff doodie
me: nah im good *idiot for lifting up the blanket*
pikaboo: what?? my shit doesnt smell...
kobe: omg another jessica simpson moment man
me:blhahahhahaha!!! you blonde asian
THIS IS COMING FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE THE MOST MATURED PEOPLE IN MY FAMILY!!
and whats even worse... MY NIECE WAS HIGH TOO!!!!
this cute little innocent toddler that sings along to music and eats like a proper lady (even though she opens her mouth really wide and takes puny little bites =.='') surprised the living day lights out of me... out of nowhere her mum runs into the room and starts laughing:
thiendiep: guess what be tuyen did??
*kobe, pikaboo, miyu and i just stare at her clueless*
thien diep: SHE JUST TRIED TO BREAST FEED ME!!!
me: BLAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? HOW?!?!?
kobe: look at doodie, she just lost it
miyu: HOLLY SHIT HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!
thiendiep: i dont know how she learnt it but she just grabbed her breast and put it to my face!!!
me: BLAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and my parents too.. ITS LIKE 2 IN THE MORNING AND THEIR TV VOLUME IS LIKE AT FULL BLAST!! the neighbours dogs are literally barking (dont know if its cause of the tv or cause they see ghost.........) whats even worse ITS FREAKEN SURROUND SOUND TOO SO THERES VIBRATIONS ON THE FLOOR!!! like i understand they're old and they're probably partially deaf but THIS IS LIKE THEM STEROTYPE CARTOON SHOWS WHERE THE OLD PEOPLE CAN ONLY HEAR IF YOU SCREAM THE WORDS AT THEM!!! and this is coming from parents that scream and lecture the living day lights out of me whenever i sing in a toned deaf voice XD
lastly my dog (keira) has gone all rebellious on my family or something. pikaboo left a bowl of some dried shrimp on the bed and my dog went all mission impossible and grabbed one. but she got busted and usually she'd spit it out but she just grabbed it and ran. also out of nowhere the fat shit(which is still keira) stepped on my hair and sat on miyus' head XD i think someone is spiking the air today or something........ *looks scared*
anywhoo thats all i got for tonight. hope you didnt get traumatized or disturbed reading this blog
nite nite
frm doodie
i dont know why but for some reason the entire day, almost everyone i talked to was high like they were on crack (hence the blog title). like my best friend of instance... we went to see my new house today and we had to drop off a friend first before we went and this is what she said when we dropped him off (for security purposes his name will be under a nick name so dont think his parents named him after an anime character) "nows i knows wheres vegetas lives" im just like :.... ok that wasnt that funny but this is coming from a person that gets aggro everytime i miss pronounce a word. e.g union house. i call it the onion house XD
there was also when during period 6, skinny (my friend) went up to vegeta and said
skinny: i'll let you give me a kiss if you let me borrow your book
vegeta: ok.
*vegeta grabs skinny by the neck and goes for a kiss. hesitant as skinny is, he moves as far as his neck could push him but it wasnt far enough and soon after vegeta gave skinny and loud kiss on the cheek! disturbed and traumatized as skinny was, he grabs the book and walks off*
me: BLAHHAHHAA OMFG!!!!! THAT WAS SOO DISTURBINGLY HOT !!! XD
twinnie: BLAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
crimson: doodie is turned onn....
me:BLAHAHHAHAHAAH just a little... JUST KIDDING!!
twinnie: OMG DOODIE!!!!
vegeta: i didnt even need the book, i printed out a copy
me: BALHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not to mention tonight out of nowhere my sister (pikaboo) was on about her bodily gas. its like out of nowhere she comes back from the toilet and says
pikaboo: the entire time ive been farting in to toilet
me: =.='' thanks for sharing but i didnt really need to know that
pikaboo: my stomach is still making weird noises. i think i didnt fart it all out
me: please dont tell me youre up for round 2 cause if you are... DONT DO IT IN THE ROOM!!
and this is coming from a person that calls me a retard when i start dancing in the room when im bored.
AND AFTER THAT MY SISTER(pikaboo) AND HER BF(kobe) HAD THIS FRIED UP CONVO
kobe: so her viet name is pronounced as be tuyen (this is referring to my little niece)
pikaboo: yeah
kobe: so its be tuyen but you call her as be tien. you guys fail at calling her name. such a pretty name but you lazy people go fobby and call her tien and who thought of calling her lung?? WHO WOULD NAME THEIR KID LUNG BE (this is my cousins name from vietnam)?? HAHAHA
pikaboo: how would i know man
kobe : nhi (my viet name), but does lung be mean in viet?
me: well lung is like a hole and i dont know what be is....
kobe: be is broken
me: oh yeah...... XD
kobe: so its broken hole
me: lolz.. yup
kobe: ok babe, your name isnt ni anymore (pikaboos viet name), its now broken hole.
pikaboo: and now im gonna fart on your face and i think its coming soon too
kobe: omg are you serious?? well atleast im fine but miyu is screwed cause shes lying near your ass and doodies there too.
*the deadly fart escapes*
kobe: OMFG I CAN SMELL IT!!! OMG BABE!!!
pikaboo: what?? i dont smell anything. YOURE BEING AN IDIOT!!
kobe: i think im gonna die. wanna take a whiff doodie
me: nah im good *idiot for lifting up the blanket*
pikaboo: what?? my shit doesnt smell...
kobe: omg another jessica simpson moment man
me:blhahahhahaha!!! you blonde asian
THIS IS COMING FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE THE MOST MATURED PEOPLE IN MY FAMILY!!
and whats even worse... MY NIECE WAS HIGH TOO!!!!
this cute little innocent toddler that sings along to music and eats like a proper lady (even though she opens her mouth really wide and takes puny little bites =.='') surprised the living day lights out of me... out of nowhere her mum runs into the room and starts laughing:
thiendiep: guess what be tuyen did??
*kobe, pikaboo, miyu and i just stare at her clueless*
thien diep: SHE JUST TRIED TO BREAST FEED ME!!!
me: BLAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? HOW?!?!?
kobe: look at doodie, she just lost it
miyu: HOLLY SHIT HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!
thiendiep: i dont know how she learnt it but she just grabbed her breast and put it to my face!!!
me: BLAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and my parents too.. ITS LIKE 2 IN THE MORNING AND THEIR TV VOLUME IS LIKE AT FULL BLAST!! the neighbours dogs are literally barking (dont know if its cause of the tv or cause they see ghost.........) whats even worse ITS FREAKEN SURROUND SOUND TOO SO THERES VIBRATIONS ON THE FLOOR!!! like i understand they're old and they're probably partially deaf but THIS IS LIKE THEM STEROTYPE CARTOON SHOWS WHERE THE OLD PEOPLE CAN ONLY HEAR IF YOU SCREAM THE WORDS AT THEM!!! and this is coming from parents that scream and lecture the living day lights out of me whenever i sing in a toned deaf voice XD
lastly my dog (keira) has gone all rebellious on my family or something. pikaboo left a bowl of some dried shrimp on the bed and my dog went all mission impossible and grabbed one. but she got busted and usually she'd spit it out but she just grabbed it and ran. also out of nowhere the fat shit(which is still keira) stepped on my hair and sat on miyus' head XD i think someone is spiking the air today or something........ *looks scared*
anywhoo thats all i got for tonight. hope you didnt get traumatized or disturbed reading this blog
nite nite
frm doodie
Sunday, August 30, 2009
NEW RECOMMENDATION!!
ok this blog is gonna be short and sweet so today my sister woke me up a 12 in the afternoon cause she felt like going to the city to shop =.='' in mind i had to finish 3 exercises for general maths b, 2 exercises for methods, 2 questions for chem, and english essay and a biology prac my sister still begged me to go with her, to the point where it wasnt an option and i had to get up and get dress or go to the city in my pjs =.=''
instead of staying home and eat banh chanh cua (crab udon noodles) my sister felt like going to melbourne central and eat food court food =.='' and thats when i stumbled to this little crepe store located just outside of melbourne central (well i didnt stumble into it cause i ready ate there before but i forgot about it). and it is called HARAJUKU CREPES!!!! superly delicious crepe with a filling of choice. this tantalizing crepe has warmed my heart (well not really since it had icecreme) and has been awarded a place to be noticed and displayed onto my reccommended sexies list (located on the bottom right side of this blog). i garantee you would enjoy it as much as i do. ^^
after the boring trip to the city, the only thing we came home were a shit load of international junk food and blistered feet (well i got it atleast =.='') probably the only highlight of the day was that there was enough banh chanh cua left at home for me to eat ^^
anywhoo thats all for tonight
nite nite
frm doodie
instead of staying home and eat banh chanh cua (crab udon noodles) my sister felt like going to melbourne central and eat food court food =.='' and thats when i stumbled to this little crepe store located just outside of melbourne central (well i didnt stumble into it cause i ready ate there before but i forgot about it). and it is called HARAJUKU CREPES!!!! superly delicious crepe with a filling of choice. this tantalizing crepe has warmed my heart (well not really since it had icecreme) and has been awarded a place to be noticed and displayed onto my reccommended sexies list (located on the bottom right side of this blog). i garantee you would enjoy it as much as i do. ^^
after the boring trip to the city, the only thing we came home were a shit load of international junk food and blistered feet (well i got it atleast =.='') probably the only highlight of the day was that there was enough banh chanh cua left at home for me to eat ^^
anywhoo thats all for tonight
nite nite
frm doodie
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