Thursday, September 24, 2009

CALL CHILD SOCIAL SERVCE

WHEN I AGREED TO HELP CLEAN AND FIX TE SHOP, I DIDNT EXPECT I WAS GOING TO WAR AGAINST BACTERIA!!!! NOWONDER THE PREVIOUS OWNER DIDNT MAKE A GOOD LIVING!!! THE PLACE WAS LIKE INFESTED OF LIKE NASTIES!!!! i should probably call them medical doctors who work in labs to examine the shop to discover any new diseases or something cause the whole place was screaming SALMONELLA PARTY!!!!!!

when we took out the baymarine and the table to replace with our brand new sexy stainless steel one. we found like bits of dust and grease, and some mouldy shit that looked like it would suddenly have eyes and attack your face. probably the only good side about removing the baymarine was that WE FOUND $8.75!!!! (and even that had mould =.='') and OMG THE WATER THAT WAS IN THE BAYMARINE WAS LIKE A MIRKY YELLOW COLOUR like you had a urinal infection or something. it was soooooo nasty and the sides had like built in grease or something. It was soo gross that my sister pikaboo almost puked! (would of soo recorded that XD)

what was even worse WAS THE FREAKEN FRYER AND THE GRILL!!!!! took me and my cousin 2 DAYS TO CLEAN THAT!!!! the fryer was soo black that my cousin thought there wasnt anything in it s she stuck her finger in there, only to discover that her whole finger had turned black (free tan XD).

never in my life have i ever seen soo much filth. IT WAS EVEN WORSE THAN MY ROOM!!! (my room is pretty much the amazon forest). anywhoo i better be off since there is the floor, tables, and the oven to clean. =.=''

nite nite
frm doodie

Sunday, September 20, 2009

bakers lunch box??

MY FAMILY OFFICIALLY IS OPENING A TAKE AWAY SHOP!!!!!!
praying to god it will be extremely sucessful (since the other 2 failed miserably). its gonna be 1 week of hardcore constant renovations. filled with back breaking, leg twisting, muscleaching, finger splintering PAIN!!!!!! and to top it up... NOONE IS GETTING PAID!!! talk about cheap labour(family lives off free labour).

all the planning is done and the renovations commence tomorrow. (pase pray that i dont die during the process). its gonna look like the sex (well better than it was before). omg the place was soo orange like it wasnt a nice orange but it was this bright ass fluorescent orange that those construction workers wear (i almost died... from the inside) WHAT WAS WORSE, EVEN THE OUTSIDE WAS FLURESCENT ORANGE!!!! seeing it for the first time made me instantly think... we are going to die............ anywhoo thats all i got for today.

nite nite
frm doodie

Saturday, September 19, 2009

an annual event

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DEAR SISTER MIYU!!!!!!
today she turns to the ripen age of 29 (still believe shes 24 and acts as a 10 year old). To celebrate her year my family had booked a little sushi plae located in china town. i was hoping that this place would be lucky to be listed in as one of my reccommended sexies since the birthday girl said that its really delicious.

We booked the restaurant a 7:30, thinking that it'd be plenty of time since everyone finishes work at 4 and we have 3 1/2 hours to get ready. Sadly like most girls, when they say they'll be ready in 10... it would pretty much mean 1 hour and since my family is filled with girls, booking the place at 7:30 was not a smart thing to do. so instead of arriving at 7:30, we left the house at 7:30 and arrived there at 8 (thank god there wasnt any traffic on that night).

When we arrived, the place was deserted and very quiet which is good in a way so noone has to hear my family scream at each other but slowly it started to pile up. the dishes that were there was FREAKEN EXPENSIVE!!!! (affordable but not worth it) like a peking duck sushi roll was 6 bucks... 6 BUCKS!!! i was like did they have to butcher their own duck and marinated and stuff to make it that price. id rather go to sushi sushi and buy like 2 for that price or an obento box or something.

ANYWAY... such disappointment that the food did not deliver like it said to. even my sister was disappointed and she reccommended the place. and i ended up resorting to eating 2 packets of mi goreng when we came home. anywhoo thats all i got for tonight

nite nite
frm doodie

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

THE BLACK PLAGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY FAMILY IS GETTING SICK!! its like one by one each person is getting plucked and being SHOT BY THE FLU!!!! first it started off with my little niece (the one in my dp) having just a mild runny nose... the sudden BANG!!!! the next day my sister (pikaboo) started to get the runny nose and now she is passed out in her room and now ODing in her room using the vics air vapouriser.

Soon after the next day my cousin got gang banged by the flu and she KOed for practically the whole day and she was coughing on everyone. then the day after that my other sister (thiendiep) had been defeated by the lord of all germs and layed still in her room, with piles of blankets on her to keep her warm, and the tv to keep her entertained, and the shit load of pills beside her to revive her slowly.

It seem like there was no hope for my family. everyone was being sick and there was nothing that could be done. my daddy decided to use the vics air vapouriser just hoping that the sickness will end there and spare the rest of the house members, but the germ gave no mercy and started attacking my other cousin (mr skinny). he is badly injured but still breathing.

the remaining survivors awaits for the germs to attack in hope that our super sexy immune system will defend against the vile mutated ugly looking germs. my mother and father, my other sister (miyu), my dog and i are the only survivors left that havent been infected but only time will tell if we truely live to tell the story. so this is doodie signing off and hopefully not the last.

nite nite
frm doodie

Friday, September 4, 2009

million dollar student...

I JUST FOUND OUT TODAY THAT MY FAMILIES WORTH ATLEAST 1.8 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its like any other boring day with the same old retarded routine until i came home and my dad was on the phone. and he was talking to my uncle back at vn about some gibberish thing i dont know of cause they were using complex viet words and out of nowhere my sister came up to me and said
thien diep: you know dads a millionaire
me:..... ARE YOU SERIOUS??!?!??! WHERE?!??! HOW?!?!!?!?
thien diep: that house we have at vn. its worth 1.8 mil US dollars
me:...... THE ONE NEAR GRANDMAS HOUSE OR THE ONE IN THE COUNTRY SIDE?!?!?
thiendiep: the one near grandmas house
me:...... I LOVE YOU DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but apparantly for some reason my uncle in vn didnt notify my dad about the house because apparantly the government is planning to demolish the whole area and turn it into like a large mall and the top of the building have like flats and stuff... but luckily my dads house isnt in the way of the construction but they were planning on making it extremely large like take up the entire suburb of something like that. cause they already bought out my grandmas flat/unit/apartment/mini house for 500k which is good cause she got that place for like 10k during the time. but yeah, and apparantly since my dad moved to australia, his name was forcely removed from the entitlement of the house and was given to my uncle since he still lives in vn. so like the greedy ass owns 2 houses. and my uncle already signed off his own house cause it was in the way of the construction (god knows how much he got from it)and if he signs off the house that was originally my dads and refuses to hand over any of the dulla, my dads gonna file a lawsuite... DING DING DING!!! FAMILY FUED!!!!!!

as much as we're all family and stuff and you shouldnt be like suing the living day lights out of your relatives (especially your own BROTHER) my uncle in vn is an asshole. AND THIS IS COMING FROM A PERSON WITH A ALOT OF FAMILY VALUES!! as much as i dont want to be like all racist or some shit (even though its my own race) when it comes to money, vn people tend to get very greedy and a little retarded about it.

its like when my dads uncle (which i think is my great uncle) had passed away because this stupid doctor retardedly kept of focusing on his neck because he fell from is 2 story house and he passed away from internal bleeding. (bloody idiots) so he stated that is he were to die, my dad would be entitled of his house (which is fair cause we have been supporting their families for so long) but his retarded cousin (which is my aunty) had to go all retarded and stating that her family owns the house since they live there and my family doesnt and wants us to pay them to claim ownership of the house (i think it was 50k) and we were like WTF?!?!?!?!?!? and i was like WHY THE HELL WOULD WE GIVE THEM MONEY TO GET BACK SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO MY DAD?!?!?! CAN THEY BE ANYMORE BLONDE?!?!?! and what was even worse they started threatening that if we dont pay them the money, they're gonna build on the land and expand the house because its too small for them. and i was like YOU HAVE LIKE FREAKEN 4 PEOPLE LIVING IN THAT FREAKEN DOUBLE STOREY HOUSE AND YOURE COMPLAINING?!?!? WE LIVE IN A ONE STOREY CONSISTING OF 8 AND HALF PEOPLE... DO WE LOOK LIKE WE'RE COMPLAINING??!?! what was even worse about building over that land was that it was my dads families private cemetary (so basically my dads family trees corpses are all at the back yard) and when my family and relatives were to pass away, we'd be buried there (which is pretty awesome) but if they won the battle, WE'D HAVE TO FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO RIP. but luckily THE WAR IS OVER AND THE VICTOR WAS US!!!!
so yeah thats pretty all i can say for now because its like 2:15 am and if i dont go to sleep, im gonna get gg by my teachers at school

nite nite
frm doodie