Tuesday, July 27, 2010

certain delays..........

ok i bought all the ingredients except for some particular ingredients due to its not in season so its either i use the freezer ones or improvise.... so i bought BOTH XD but sadly im not going to attempt it today since i SHOULD prepare and study for my UMAT sinces its tomorrow. XD

1:30 pm is when i shall begin sitting in a hall filled with possible surgeons, gps dentist and other health science passionate people for 2 hours 45 minutes MINIMUM!!! i wonder if there are any good looking boys... hehe.... hellllllooooooo distraction and hardcore perving XD

HOPEFULLY i can start my challenge on thursday since i have a chem sac the very next day and i must study study study (havent done that for a while). so i shall warn you now.. grub... murasaki.... prepare yourself for some goooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddd tasting and pray god i dont kill you guys XD

anyways i best be off to my studies.... *cough facebook cough*

nite nite
frm doodie

Monday, July 26, 2010

MASTERCHEF CRAZY

ok its been like god knows how long i havent blogged but like anyone would care anyway..... sigh soo depressing.... ANYWAY i have returned and is determined to keep blogging until i get bored of it again XD

to celebrate my return to blogspot i have decided to go on a MASTERCHEF CHALLENGE!!!!! i am going to remake every single dessert from the tv show and use my friends and families as lab rats i mean my personal food critics....... hehehe..... XD

just to make this a little more exciting, I WILL COMPLETE IT BY THE END OF THE YEAR!!!! now i know what youre thinking... pfft 20 - 30 recipes in less than 5 months, thats too easy... well when you have highschool (LAST YEAR BABY) and a family that doesnt do anything but sleep and eat and is so lazy to do anything then it becomes a challenge. pray god i dont destroy my house and kill anyone while im doing this challenge. this is going to be soo fun and soooooo annoying.

i ask for my readers (which are my friends XD) to pray for me and yourself since YOU ARE GOING TO TASTE IT!!!!!!

so to end this i bid the farewell and i shall return with my first recipe ^^"
oh yeah WOWOWOOWOWOWOW ADAM WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go the asian XD

nite nite
frm doodie

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

desperate housewife??

today i didnt have school cause of parent teacher interviews (thank you government) and like most teenagers, they would:
1. be a good student and booked a time for their teachers to blab about ways to discipline their kid to do homework more often and how to make them inprove their grades which smehow ends up torturing them and their parents grounding them to have no life(satans in disguise)
2. be a bad student not book any times at all and then make an excuse about why they didnt go later and spend the entire day either playing computer games, sleep, tv or shopping.

but in my case, i book times but never show up to them XD
anyway about today my sister went to work and made me babysit the midget for the whole day and as i was taking care of her i had a glimpes of what i would be like as a mother. basing on just my first time babysitting her by myself this is the image i got.(keep in mind that my niece is only 3)

my child calling me every 20 minutes just to see if i havent ditched her to go to my friends house to gossip about random stuff, i would sip multiple glasses of wine(in this case it was drinking grape juice in a wine glass) as im feeding them and cleaning up the house, bribing them to finish their meals, threaten the living daylights out of them for disobeying me and last but not least unsupervising them for leisure time. XD

im like Gabrielle, Lynette, and Bree but not so much of Susan cause i can cook. XD but ill probably be a better mother when i actually give birth to one since people say "pregancy changes a persons way of thinking and living" yeah their way of thinking to control their late night cravings and their way of living life on how not to kill their kid XD just kidding. but anyway thats all i got for today so this is doodie signing.... MIDGET PUT THAT KNIFE DOWN OR ILL BURN YOUR DORA COLLECTION XD kidding....

nite nite
frm doodie

Friday, March 12, 2010

17TH CANDLES TO GRUB!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DEAR FRIEND GRUB!!! WHO IS AN AWESOME FRIEND WHO IVE KNOWN SINCE YR 7
lets see how can i dedicate this blog to the birthday girl.... OH YEAH!!! lets begin the day we met. it was a warm summer morning and i was walking into the science lab located in C2. what were we learning you may ask?? WAS A BOODY RAT LAB XD man i can still remember the stench *shivers*. YOU WERE SOO MEAN TO ME!! dont think i didnt forget that you evil asian person but i forgive. man i wouldnt be friends with myself during the time... nasty split long hair *shivers* but as the years go by our bond grew stronger and we became good friends( i hope....)
and for once since you never celebrate it.... pornstar and i have decided to buy you a cake to celebrate this anniversary of your youth running away from you XD (man how i described it, i wouldnt want to celebrate it either) its a little gift from us to you for saying thank you for be such a good friend and please enjoy for we almot died trying to retrieve to you XD

anyway hope you have a good one this year my friend and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

nite nite
frm doodie

Thursday, March 11, 2010

and the recaps never end XD

LET RECAP ON THE PRESENT YEAR SHALL WE... as you all know i am now in yr 12 and what are my comments to this.... year 12.... year 12.... YEAH 12 IS SOOO FREAKEN EVIL!!!
ITS LIKE HELL SATAN HAS CAME TO EARTH AND GONE TO KILL US ALL!!! best year my ass DAMN YOU PAST YR 12ERS!!! YOU LIED TO ME!!! YOU LIED TO THE YOUNGENS!!! ok im just gonna stop now.

im just gonna do a list of how crappy yr 12 is
1. endless supply of homework(could bathe in the amount of work that needs to be handed in AND IT HASNT EVEN BEEN A TERM YET!!)
2. goodbye social life ( birthday calendar officially deleted)
3. HARDCORE COMMITMENT( nerd glasses and short are a go)
4. white hair( i havent got it yet BUT GOD IF YOU LOVE ME THEY'LL STAY BLACK)
5. nasty complexion (goodbye sweet sweet beauty and HELLO BATMAN EYES AND VOLCANOES)
6. senior of the school(hello grandma and grandpa)
7. no EXCURSIONS!!( now who am i gonna perve now?? XD)

but yr 12 isnt so bad. there are the good parts in life and they are:
1. FREES!!!!( even though they should be for studying but i beg to differ. THEYRE FOR PURE ANNOYANCE OF YOUR PAST YEARS TEACHERS AND NAP TIME!!)
2. LUNCH PASSES!!(anyone up for a kebab??)
3. close bonds with teachers (seems a little wrong being in the pro section.... makes the teachers seem like pedophiles XD)
4. LAST YEAR IN HIGHSCHOOL (man cant believe that i wasted 13 years of my life on school just to get a number xD)
5. END OF THE YEAR (end of exams is PARTY TIME!!!! peanut butter jelly time XD)
6. reminiscing the past( i dont think this should really be here either... I FEEL OLD NOW)
7. true bonds between friends( why hello there mr bond)
8. HEAD LEADERS OF THE SCHOOL!!( dont think this really applies anymore since like each year the young seem to be more and more cockier =.='')

ok now im just trying to make random crap up just so that the pros are better but atleast it beats uni. omg UNIVERSITY!!!! MORE LIFE KILL!! oh well not happening yet so WHO CARES!but i honestly reckon im gonna miss highschool alot. and as much as alot of people hate it now, i rekon a good 90% will miss it in the near future. but for now.... LOATHING YR 12 NOW!!!

lets move onto recent events that occured at my school. on the second week of school there was this city camp that was compulsory located at a university campas and it was designed to motivate us to do really well in school and we had a blind speaker who can play guitar very well (i almost cried when i heard his music) and another speaker how he rose fom being a poor migrant to a successful author ( he was soo hilarious). on the first day was a drainer though. THEY MADE EVERYONE DO SPORT AND DRILLS!! and like 95% of us dont even do P.E anymore so we all died in the first hour. the second day we had to do our english work and study about the text we're reading (this term is Maestro) and that was noo fun. the food was alright. probably the best was at night. the teachers made everyone sleep at 10:30 but at around 12 everyone was wondering around the corridors and going into eachothers rooms (this was possible cause the teachers rooms were in a different area from the students) me and my friend mrs roddick move our beds into 1 room and made a mess in the dorm and then wondered around the un like lost souls XD

second event were the school photos. this year I GOT TO STAND!!!!! ^^ over my highschool years ive always sat on a chair, except when i was in yr 8. so its kinda of an achievement for me even though its kinda sad. but this year rather than have like them jail formal like photos, we requested to have a funny photo and something tells me alot of the girls posed like crazy XD.

OH YEAH!!! just recently my timetables were changed from wednesday to friday and on friday i had a double free during period 5 and 6 so retty much i can go home during lunch. but SOME FUCKER IN MY YEAR LEVEL WHOS DOING A VET COARSE SABOTAGE MY PERFECT TIME TABLE AND SWITCHED PERIOD 5 AND 6 FREE TO 3 AND 4 FREE!! basically I HAVE TO STAY AT SCHOOL AND DO CRAP ALL!!! and you know what te reason was?? at first the teachers told everyone that there were too many VET students having frees and so they decide to change the time tables so they can go home. but what really happen was that 2 retarded losers decided to oil the stairs and watch people slip and laugh at them. and i was like WHO IN THEIR RIGHT FUCKEN MIND WULD DO SOMETHING SOOO STUPID!! honestly have younot heard that THEY COULD FUCKEN DIE!?!?!? ifyoure gonna do something that stupid atleast on the floor not on the fucke stairs and I WAS SO FREAKEN SURPRISED THAT THEY WERE NOT EVEN SUSPENDED LIKE WTF!??!? i swear im soo gonna kill them. WAS SOO HAPPY WITH MY TIMETABLE AND THEY JUST HAD TO WRECK IT (kill bill rage is rising)

anyway that pretty sums up my life so far in yr 12. every other day is the same thing. wake up, eat, go school, go home, sleep, eat, study and sleep XD.

nite nite
frm doodie

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

I HAVE RETURNED TO THE LAND OF BLOG

i kinda disappeared and stopped blogging and ended during about my trip in kuala lumpur malaysia and youre probably assuming man thi bitch is probably dead. but... GUESS AGAN!!!! i have returned from the grave!!!! nah not really i just got lazy and didnt have much time to blog and the INTERNET WAS SOO CRAP IN VIETNAM!! and when i came back i was soo exhausted to do anything but try and recover my sleeping cycle and move into me new house which i did NOW and my room is soo bare and messy. XD

ANYWAY letrecap everything so when i talk about it later on i dont sound like a psychopath. OK!! lets begin from the top. on the second day in mayalsia, we hired a taxi and went exploring around the the places that makes this place soo great. the site seeings were soo pretty and i took alot of photos but sadly my sisters iphone crashed and all the photos are gone so that was a fail (probably some sick perve hacker has them... GIVE THEM BACK TO ME!!!!). THEIR TWIN TOWERS WAS LIKE A SHOPPING CENTRE FROM THE GODS!!!! had like everything. i just cried and screamed like there was no tomorrow and everyone was sorta staring at me but like i care, IM NOT GONNA SEE YOU EVER AGAIN ANYWAY! XD ate their food wasnt that great but probably it was because we had the shittest taxi driver who didnt even know where where he was going half the time and he took us to these cheap dirty looking restaurants and we were like umm....... can we go somewhere else??

mother wanted to see the museum to see what they have in display. like australias one, was about dead people and animals, old utensils from the stone age, mummified corpse and clothing. i got attention from some of the contrustion workers there... some were prety cute. CALL ME!! XD ANYWAY getting off topic and MOVING ON....

we tired to buy souvenirsbut the only thing we came home with was like loads of food XD. yes, seems like things are gettingbeter and nothing could get any worse but DUN DUN DUNNNN.... it did.. when the sun went down, we slowly discovered the underbelly of Malaysia and next thing i knew... we were running for our lives!!! nah just kidding about the running bit BUT WE DID SEE THE UNDERBELLY, not the tv show but YEAH!! i swear to god it put me off from going to Malaysia soo bad. at the end of the night the taxi driver drove us back to the uni camp we were staying in with these uni students from vn and wanted us to pay him the taxi trip but we had a deal that we'd pay him 550 ringgit (convert to about approx 180AUS during the time) for the whole day plus to take us to the airport the next day but he wanted us to pay him the full 500 today and the 50 tomorrow and we were like SCREW THAT SHIT WHAT IF YOU DONT COME PICK US UP TOMORROW AND TAKE ALL OUR MONEY. so we're like how about we pay you only 300 now the rest tomorrow, but he kept on persisting that we should pay him 500 today and like hell we were going to. so he got pissed and told the stupid 7/11 people about the situation but changed the story to sound like he was the victim. of course still not giving up the dough and then these skinny gangster wannabe losers came out of there retarded dota playing internet cafe and forced us to pay him the money. hes like this to us. ok ok. how about you pay him 1000 now. and we're like FUCK YOU WE'RE NOT GIVING 1000 FOR JACK SHIT!! WE DONT EVEN OWE HIM THAT MUCH and that guy had like this smart ass look like he was like a gang leader and he had a toothpick in his mouth. swear to god if i wasnt tired i would attacked the mofo. IM FATTER THAN YOU BITCH ILL EAT YOU ALIVE!!!!! then the taxi guy started screaming and made this huge scene and we're like FINE!! and gave him the money and hes like so ill pick you up tomorrow?? and we're like yeah. xD

my sister got soo scared that night that she made us leave the place and booked a hotel to stay for the night. cause like come on, there were only 6 of us and what if 20 people came knocking at our door AND BROUGHT WEAPONS!!! gg hardcore. the next morning the hotel drove us back to the uni camp and just to our surprise the fucker wasnt there. =.='' soo knew he was gonna do that. so we had to waste an extra 100 ringgit to get to the airport. worst trip ever and scarred me for life.

MOVING ON. the rest of the trip was heaven. was more awesome cause all of my relatives living in australia also went to vn too so it was kinda like a family reunion. so in love with vn all over again. was treated like a queen. hair salon washes every day, manicures and pedicures every second day (no point going back the next day, WHATS THERE TO CLEAN XD), an endless supply of cheap delicious food, SHELLFISH AND CRUSTACEANS EVERYDAY, bike rides, a shit load of haggling and alot of attention... maybe just a little too much. XD probably the downfall was that you get some attention from old men, the dirty air (at the end of each bike ride my face felt like i just threw my face into dirt. was sooo sticky), the soaring constant 32 degree heat and recently some communism thing happened in vietnam and you were unable to access some websites which really sucked cause the only thing i could go on to were either vietnam sites and msn. such tragedy. :'( but the pros over rule the cons so it’s all good.

my cousin had her wedding too. she looked pretty in the morning but swear to god, the makeup and hair artist made her look like a mad drag queen. lucky that me and my sisters were there to fix her up and she just looked like a mad woman cause they sprayed her hair with hairspray like there was no tomorrow! i reckon if we shaved her head, he hair would still be in tack XD but omg that day was like hardcore attention alert. everyone was staring at us. it was like as though we were like celebrities but as much as this might sound a little over the top but our photos were like glowing (compared to everyone else that is) and we stood out really badly from the others. especially my family cause we wore bright colours compared to everyone else. eg. i was wearing a red fcuk strapless dress with a black belt, miyu wore a golden lace review dress, thiendiep wore a fuchsia with a black strap pilgrim dress, pikaboo wore a white eggshell coloured floral pattern strapless review, mum wore a metallic purple sequence top with a metallic purple with black lace skirt and dad just wore a black versace suit with a tie and this big ass square cut diamond ring (fake but looked soo real XD). my god if you saw my dad he looked like them well respected mafia kings or a drug lord. and him sitting next to his old best friends who actually are very well respected and loaded not to mention the whole family looking like we bathe in 100 dollar bills wasnt really helping with his image either.

the after wedding my uncle from sydney who now moved to vn to open a bakery took us to a bar just for fun AND MY NIECE (who is only 2) WENT TOO. i know im only 17 but ITS LEGAL TO DRINK, SMOKE AND TAKE DRUGS AT MY MY AGE (not like id smoke or take drugs except when im sick) or at any age in that manner but gambling is illegal so thats why they dont have a casino, but only them international ones for tourist or visitors outside of vietnam so i could of gone to a casino too but it seemed boring in mebourne so i dont think in vietnam will make it seem any better.

went to nha trang for 3 days just to go beach and eat at night which was totally awesome. this lady was selling fairy floss and my uncle from vn decided to take the bike and sell it for her. so she just followed him and he was going around screaming. FAIRYFLOSS FOR 10000 DONG 2 FOR 5000!!! (when it was only 5000 each) and he sold like 3!! but he didnt take their money though and in the end we bought her whole bike.

omg the beach there is soo nice. very salty but soo nice and the waves were like to die for. no seriously almost drowned XD *shivers* soo salty....... ANYWAYS like a little salt would stop me from enjoying the waves (keep this in mind im not a surfer. i was trying to be like a rock and see if i could go through the waves xD). everyone there were wearing clothes as their bathers i mean it’s not a bad thing cause i do it too but what i mean is that they were covered from head to toe. miyu and i didnt know (well actually miyu knew but i didnt) that wearing just bathers meant that youre dressed way too sexy and a little inappropriately to go swimming and before i knew that i was like MAN I STARVED AND SWEATED MY ASS OFF FOR THIS FIGURE AND GOD KNOWS WHEN ILL SEE IT AGAIN WHEN I GO HOME SO IM GONNA SHOW OFF AND WEAR ONLY A TWO PIECE (usually i wear clothes over my bathers)!!!! then when i found out i went and bought a pair of shorts XD. but miyus like WHO GIVES A SHIT IM GOING SWIMMING. and to finish off the swimming we had pippies and muscles. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. to finish our trip to nha trang my sisters, cousins and i all went clubbing and my cousin who hasnt been clubbing for about 10 years went all crazy and had a huge headache the next morning. (she wasnt drunk)

spent my 17th birthday there and my sisters took me and the family to an amusement park/water park/ theme park/ swimming pool (LIKE ALL OF QLDS THEME PARKS IN ONE LOCATION) where me and my cousin who is living with me atm were like full on flirting with the lifeguards and they actually gave us their numbers. XD and we actually called them to see if they gave us fake numbers but they didnt XD man her bf got soo pissed at her that he forbid her to go anywhere without him. ahh i love her bf soo funny and fried and cute not in a looks but his personality. such a bloody innocent rich mommas boy and an extremely weak drinker (1 sip of beer and hes already tipsy XD) and got along with him soo well.

to end my last week in vn i went and bought shitload of stationary, eyelashes and stockings and went clubbing 3 days!! OW AND I HAD MY FMILY PORTRAIT TOO!!! was soo happy. but i felt sorry for my other niece cindy. during that week we went out drinking and ate them hotpots and my cousin in law was drunk but my niece wanted a bike ride home and not go home in a taxi cause we only bought like 4 bikes with us and there were 15 of us (man i dont even know how 4 bikes manage to drive 15 people) and all of us were over the limit of the amount of passengers that were allow on (each bike had 3 adults on it already when youre only allowed 2 but unlimited amount of kids) and cops were everywhere. so bike 1 (B1) had pikaboo, mr skinny and one of my cousins from vn bo(which is cow in viet XD and thats his nickname for prvacy purposes), bike 2 (B2) had bi(wintermelon), cindy, and her dad duongy, bike3(B3) was me, and my cousins bf chanh(lemon) and bike 4(B4) was my cousin ba 8, cindys mum and little sister, anh and lily and who cares about the taxi people. anyway so her dad decided to go on with her just incase if anything happens hes right behind her to protect her plus his fat ass will slow the bike down to prevent my cousin from driving too fast. bloody idiot B1 was like hardcore speeding so the cops wont be able to chase us and my drunk cousin had to speed up to catch up with him, and then my bike had to speed up too cause if we lost them we'd be gg hardcore and would never find our way home and B4 was struggling to to catch up to us. then on the turn i dont know what happened but i swear to god those few seconds seemed like a movie scene soo badly.

everything went from play to slow motion. on the turn, the car flipped onto its side and bi pushed and ricached himself off the bike along with cindy and duongy right behind him. sparks were coming off the bike and they were sliding on the road for about 5 metres and the bike flew a good 20. i swear me and chanh were like sooo traumatized by watcing that and instantly stopped and ran to them. chanh carried bi to the side of the road and i was helping doungy with cindy. the side of her leg was full on scraped like as though someone tortured her by peeling her leg with a peeler, dougy had huge one on his arm because he was supporting cindys head (lucky call), and bi had the most. the entire side of his arm and leg was like it got peeled off and he had scratches and gash marks all over his face and the bike was soo wrecked. the foot support for the passenger was gone, the bike was really stiff and there were stratched everywhere. that night noone went home. everyone spent the night at a hotel and when we came home the next day, got a huge lecture from everyone. what a beautiful way to end a good family reunion holiday. XD

the plane trip was way better than the one on the way to vietnam( NEVER GOING TO AIRASIA EVER AGAIN!!!!) the first thing i did when i landed to melbourne was breathe the crisp cold fresh air. never smelt any sweeter and first thing i did when i got home was KO on the bed for 3 hours XD. first thing i ate was a box of noodles and kfc... aahhhh sweet kfc.... oh yeah never eat kfc in vn. tastes really bland and really crap. and didnt touch my homework until the last week of holiday i had left. XD boy wasnt that a big mistake. and from then till now we're STILL slowly moving into our new house and we're renting off the old house. ok ill top now cause this blog is like mega long so ill do another catch up blog tomorrow. for now its goodbye, farewell, Auf wiedersehen, Au revior. XD

nite nite
frm doodie
ps. sorry i couldnt put any photos up and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY CELINA AND MY TEACHER MR K