Monday, November 9, 2009

HOW TO MAKE CHEAP WINE

this recipe was inspired by the 34 degree heat that i am facing in melbourne

ingredients
1 2L berri grape juice
1 fan

method:
1. buy your berri grape juice at any super market near home
2. when brougt home, leave it in your kitchen and DO NOT put it into the fridge.
3. wait for 34 degree day heat and let the fermantation work its magic. (all day)
4. fan yourself to avoid sweating or over heating or heat stroke... better yet GO BUY A AIR CONDITONER
5. when the bottle starts to inflate, open and pour into cup as desired
6. ENJOY!!

health and safety
if any dizziness or an upset stomachs occur after consuming this dodgy cheap liquid, disconsume this liquid. if symptoms continue, seek a doctor for assistance.

nite nite
frm doodie

3 comments:

  1. AHAHHAH.. i don't think you'd survive long enough to call a doctor

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  2. How exactly are you meant to "disconsume this liquid". You mean throw it up? So irresponsible, teaching people this :P.

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