Saturday, November 21, 2009

ROAD TRIP!!

today me and pornstar/mrs johnston/ mrs roddick went to buy books for orientation because we ARE FINALLY IN YEAR 12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i know me and pornstar are complete nerds because school isnt starting till next year and we're getting our new books just days after finishing year 11 XD )

anyway my dad wanted to take us to the city and buy it cause he was dropping things off in coburg and it was on the way there anyway. he took us to them factory areas and pornstar started to freak out and said AND I QUOTE "i dont want to get whacked. i dont want to get whacked." SHE SAID THAT THE ENTIRE TIME WE WERE THERE!! and for your entertainment, here was the conversation me and her had. (did this on purpose just to freak her out)
pornstar: I KNEW YOU WERE A MESSENGER! (this is because my mums friend gave me 300 bucks out of nowhere and she instantly thought i was in them mafia gangs and taking her to woop woop didnt help me convince her i wasnt one XD)
me: (sarcasm) yes kwin.... im taking you here to whack you
pornstar: i dont want to get whacked. i dont want to get whacked
*dad parks the car*
dad: you coming in??
me: yeah, hold on. you coming pornstar??
pornstar: *shakes head* i dont want to get whacked
me: if you stay in this car you'll get whacked
pornstar: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs out of the car and into the factory*

what was funny was that it was a clothes factory where they make brands like pilgrim and review but the people who work there looked like they could kill you xD


she was like this the entire time..... well until we got onto the freeway

after that my dad was on his way driving me and pornstar to the bookshop when my sister (miyu) called saying she needs to do some errands and there was only 1 car at home and my dad took it so my dad drove home and made her drive us instead.

we first did my sisters errands and she took us to springvale and dumped us at the safeway where we only had 5 dollars to survive on for 1 hour. i swear to god the environment there was sooooooooo dull, literally everyone looked all miserable and the cashiers looked like they wanted to kill someone XD.

it didnt get any better. pornstar bought a strawberry big M and she found it tasted funny. and everyone was staring cause we looked lost and i had stripper stockings on. =.='' and then these high school students were walking towards us and pornstar wanted to knock them out... (i think the big M did something to her)














EVEN THE BACKGROUND LOOKS DULL XD

when my sister finally arrived, we went to the city and bought our books but we'd parked in a meter parking area which only let us pay for 30 minutes so my sister went back first and me and pornstar rushed to get our books and ran to the car park. only to realise MY SISTER WASNT THERE!!! and it sucked even more cause my sister didnt bring her phone and had pornstars phone BUT IT WAS ON SILENT AND WAS CREDITLESS and the time expired on the meter so i had to run into the store and buy something so i can get some change and pay the meter =.='' then i texted pornstars phone praying she'd read the text and we ran back to the book store. and she wasnt there.... =.='' so we ran back to the carpark AND THERE SHE WAS IN THE FREAKEN CAR =.='' then she started lecturing us for being such idiots for leaving the car and she wasnt there yet cause she just went into the store to buy some ice cream. THE SAME FREAKEN STORE I WENT TO TO GET CHANGE =.='' gg hardcore man
anyway, thats all i got for tonight

nite nite
frm doodie

1 comment:

  1. I don't wanna get whacked I don't wanna get whacked I don't wanna get whacked

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