high on crack day

viewer disgression advises if you have any heart problems or a weak stomach that you do not read this blog for it may contain information that could leave you traumatized and slightly disturbed.................................................................................... dont say i didnt warn you

i dont know why but for some reason the entire day, almost everyone i talked to was high like they were on crack (hence the blog title). like my best friend of instance... we went to see my new house today and we had to drop off a friend first before we went and this is what she said when we dropped him off (for security purposes his name will be under a nick name so dont think his parents named him after an anime character) "nows i knows wheres vegetas lives" im just like :.... ok that wasnt that funny but this is coming from a person that gets aggro everytime i miss pronounce a word. e.g union house. i call it the onion house XD

there was also when during period 6, skinny (my friend) went up to vegeta and said
skinny: i'll let you give me a kiss if you let me borrow your book
vegeta: ok.
*vegeta grabs skinny by the neck and goes for a kiss. hesitant as skinny is, he moves as far as his neck could push him but it wasnt far enough and soon after vegeta gave skinny and loud kiss on the cheek! disturbed and traumatized as skinny was, he grabs the book and walks off*
me: BLAHHAHHAA OMFG!!!!! THAT WAS SOO DISTURBINGLY HOT !!! XD
twinnie: BLAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
crimson: doodie is turned onn....
me:BLAHAHHAHAHAAH just a little... JUST KIDDING!!
twinnie: OMG DOODIE!!!!
vegeta: i didnt even need the book, i printed out a copy
me: BALHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not to mention tonight out of nowhere my sister (pikaboo) was on about her bodily gas. its like out of nowhere she comes back from the toilet and says
pikaboo: the entire time ive been farting in to toilet
me: =.='' thanks for sharing but i didnt really need to know that
pikaboo: my stomach is still making weird noises. i think i didnt fart it all out
me: please dont tell me youre up for round 2 cause if you are... DONT DO IT IN THE ROOM!!

and this is coming from a person that calls me a retard when i start dancing in the room when im bored.

AND AFTER THAT MY SISTER(pikaboo) AND HER BF(kobe) HAD THIS FRIED UP CONVO

kobe: so her viet name is pronounced as be tuyen (this is referring to my little niece)
pikaboo: yeah
kobe: so its be tuyen but you call her as be tien. you guys fail at calling her name. such a pretty name but you lazy people go fobby and call her tien and who thought of calling her lung?? WHO WOULD NAME THEIR KID LUNG BE (this is my cousins name from vietnam)?? HAHAHA
pikaboo: how would i know man
kobe : nhi (my viet name), but does lung be mean in viet?
me: well lung is like a hole and i dont know what be is....
kobe: be is broken
me: oh yeah...... XD
kobe: so its broken hole
me: lolz.. yup
kobe: ok babe, your name isnt ni anymore (pikaboos viet name), its now broken hole.
pikaboo: and now im gonna fart on your face and i think its coming soon too
kobe: omg are you serious?? well atleast im fine but miyu is screwed cause shes lying near your ass and doodies there too.
*the deadly fart escapes*
kobe: OMFG I CAN SMELL IT!!! OMG BABE!!!
pikaboo: what?? i dont smell anything. YOURE BEING AN IDIOT!!
kobe: i think im gonna die. wanna take a whiff doodie
me: nah im good *idiot for lifting up the blanket*
pikaboo: what?? my shit doesnt smell...
kobe: omg another jessica simpson moment man
me:blhahahhahaha!!! you blonde asian

THIS IS COMING FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE THE MOST MATURED PEOPLE IN MY FAMILY!!

and whats even worse... MY NIECE WAS HIGH TOO!!!!
this cute little innocent toddler that sings along to music and eats like a proper lady (even though she opens her mouth really wide and takes puny little bites =.='') surprised the living day lights out of me... out of nowhere her mum runs into the room and starts laughing:
thiendiep: guess what be tuyen did??
*kobe, pikaboo, miyu and i just stare at her clueless*
thien diep: SHE JUST TRIED TO BREAST FEED ME!!!
me: BLAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? HOW?!?!?
kobe: look at doodie, she just lost it
miyu: HOLLY SHIT HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!
thiendiep: i dont know how she learnt it but she just grabbed her breast and put it to my face!!!
me: BLAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and my parents too.. ITS LIKE 2 IN THE MORNING AND THEIR TV VOLUME IS LIKE AT FULL BLAST!! the neighbours dogs are literally barking (dont know if its cause of the tv or cause they see ghost.........) whats even worse ITS FREAKEN SURROUND SOUND TOO SO THERES VIBRATIONS ON THE FLOOR!!! like i understand they're old and they're probably partially deaf but THIS IS LIKE THEM STEROTYPE CARTOON SHOWS WHERE THE OLD PEOPLE CAN ONLY HEAR IF YOU SCREAM THE WORDS AT THEM!!! and this is coming from parents that scream and lecture the living day lights out of me whenever i sing in a toned deaf voice XD

lastly my dog (keira) has gone all rebellious on my family or something. pikaboo left a bowl of some dried shrimp on the bed and my dog went all mission impossible and grabbed one. but she got busted and usually she'd spit it out but she just grabbed it and ran. also out of nowhere the fat shit(which is still keira) stepped on my hair and sat on miyus' head XD i think someone is spiking the air today or something........ *looks scared*

anywhoo thats all i got for tonight. hope you didnt get traumatized or disturbed reading this blog

nite nite
frm doodie

NEW RECOMMENDATION!!

ok this blog is gonna be short and sweet so today my sister woke me up a 12 in the afternoon cause she felt like going to the city to shop =.='' in mind i had to finish 3 exercises for general maths b, 2 exercises for methods, 2 questions for chem, and english essay and a biology prac my sister still begged me to go with her, to the point where it wasnt an option and i had to get up and get dress or go to the city in my pjs =.=''

instead of staying home and eat banh chanh cua (crab udon noodles) my sister felt like going to melbourne central and eat food court food =.='' and thats when i stumbled to this little crepe store located just outside of melbourne central (well i didnt stumble into it cause i ready ate there before but i forgot about it). and it is called HARAJUKU CREPES!!!! superly delicious crepe with a filling of choice. this tantalizing crepe has warmed my heart (well not really since it had icecreme) and has been awarded a place to be noticed and displayed onto my reccommended sexies list (located on the bottom right side of this blog). i garantee you would enjoy it as much as i do. ^^

after the boring trip to the city, the only thing we came home were a shit load of international junk food and blistered feet (well i got it atleast =.='') probably the only highlight of the day was that there was enough banh chanh cua left at home for me to eat ^^
anywhoo thats all for tonight

nite nite
frm doodie

dinner with the family

tonight my family decided to go eat korean food but disappointment for the restaurant was all booked out for the night =.='' do we decided to eat thai food since we havent eaten thai food for years. we went to this litte restaurant located in abboots ford called ying thai. the food there was sour and spicy (depending on what you order) and quite tasty (wouldnt say it was the best thai food i've ever tasted but it was above average). i would show you the food my family ordered but i kinda lost the cord to tranfer the photos over so ill upload them when i find it (hopefully tonight and not in a month XD ) so stay tune...

at dinner, we ate the following menus:
chicken wings
fish cake
jaow samut
yum talay
larb/pork
sup nor mai
papaya thai & crab
papaya seafood
pla lad prik
tom yum h/p
sticky ricce and normal rice

CLEARLY i was an idiot and forgot to record the actual names so i referred to my receipt but i took a photo of the menu which is too small to see but if it was on the comp, i could easily zoom in and tell you the actual menu names and stuff...
ANYWHOO the reviews that my family gave this restaurant were:

miyu(second oldest sister): 7
pikaboo(second youngest sister): 7.5
kobe(second youngest sisters boyfriend): 7
thien diep(oldest sister): 7
mum: 7.5
dad: 7.5
mr skinny (cousin): 7
me:7

i would return and eat again but sadly this restaurant was not qualified enough to be under my reccommended sexies but if you want to know the location and try out the food for yourself, here is the link (http://www.yourrestaurants.com.au/guide/ying_thai/). anywhoo thats all i got say for today

nite nite
frm doodie

tight ass tuesday on a wednesday

today me and my sister (miyu) decided to go movies since we have these vouchers and today was the last day to use it and the movie we decided to watch was the ugly truth. which i quite enjoyed (reccommend to watch if you want some entertainment).

when the movie was finished, my sister and i didnt want to go home yet so we decided to sneak into a different cinema to watch another movie. XD we first ran into the room viewing this german movie an it was deserted and we were like*step away*. then we ran into the next one and it was public enemies and it looked pretty boring so we left and ran to the next one which was inglourious bastards. it was quite funny and pretty gross (after all the director is quentin tarantino) and it was ashame since we only got to watch near the end where they killed hitler and then killed everyone else in the cinema. OH and they branded this german guy with the nazi sign. (so gross but awesome at the same time XD) and when we walked out the cinema guy saw us and gave us this weird look like he'd seen us before but me and my sister didnt care.

Then we ran into another cinema was it was viewing ice age :dawn of the dinosaurs. was pretty stpid to stay and watch since it was 3D and it was like blurry half the time but it was still watchable. everyone was all staring at us cause we were the only people who didnt have those 3d glasses XD luckily it was towards the end so it wasnt soo bad. when we exited guess who e saw again.... thats right, the cinema guy and he gave us the most retardest look ever. it was like why have i seen you 3 times in 3 different types of cinema rooms?? XD but i he didnt care so yeah was pretty awesome not to mention he waspretty cute too ^^ (probably thought me and my sister was stalking him) i reckon when he goes to the 4th cinema, he'd probably wait to see if me and my sister would pop out of it but such ashame, we left already. but dw my dear cute cinema boy, we shall meet again for anothr stalking session tomorrow XD i think im gonna end it here for tonight so...

nite nite
frm doodie

randomness and dedication to anonymous

ok today was extremely boring and there is nothing to blog about... SO i decided to post these MOST CUTEST PICTURES IN THE WORLD and i hope you enjoy cause this took me a good 30 minutes to upload this blog =.='' but it was all worth it :) but before you can see those pictures, you have to see this pimple that i had to pop for my sister (dont ask me why i posted this. simply cause i am bored and i want to expose the nasty of one of my dear sisters (pikaboo)).

kinda looks like a 3rd nipple but ANYWAY OK NOW THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE WAITING FOR (the pimple picture was just a little sacrifice you had to make to see it cause as we all know.... NOTHING COMES FOR FREE XD ENJOY!!!

You cannot resist these pictures!!

OK mum, you can come and get me down now!!

Look deep into my eyes... you are feeling sleepy...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned...

Kung Fu Panda...bring it on

On the count of three, lift!

Does my butt look big on this log?

Hiding in plain sight.

Peek a boo!

HELP!!

me sleepy..... zzzzzz

Wasn't me, I didn't steal this bamboo shoot, it was just sitting here!

Panda aerobics...and 1 and lift!

Please, sir, may I have some more? (Oliver Panda)

stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it

But I like chocolate better.

What do you people do all day in there?

I'd like some alone time please.

Naughty Panda, time out corner.

Ha ha ha ha!!

Panda Tai Chi

Romeo oh Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?

and to anonymous.... this picture is dedicated purely

to you. i hope you love it ^^

nite nite

frm doodie

depressing day

Today was a depressing day. dont know if its cause the stress of VCE but I OFFICIALLY HATE SCHOOL!!! its like my life is slowly dying and i dont even care if i fall... maybe i need some motivation or something cause right now CAN I LEAVE SCHOOL!??!?!?

anywhoooo..... today after school me and my wife (i am not a lesbian just to let you know) went to tutor for chemistry. now i was gonna take a photo but i kinda forgot and probably not likely id get a picture now since we both decided not to go to that tutor again. its like i have to go all the way to the city and study for ONLY 1 HOUR AT THE STATE LIBRARY!!

Then after tutor i K.Oed for like 2 hours even though it was suppose to be only an hour cause i have a tower of pure homework. ANYWAY, i didnt know why but my cousin felt like baking vietnamese sponge cake FROM SCRATCH!! and heres a picture of my success...

I WISH!!!!!!!!!!! that was a cupcake i bought at the city (was soo mouth watering and sexified *in sane terms it is really delicious*). i shall notify my reccomendations of tasty meals and desserts in some special blog that my friend grub(http://grub-town.blogspot.com/ , she is a very good chef) teaches me... anyway these are the actual pictures of my epic fail.

DONT ASK ME WHY I FAILED IT!! i read the instructions to the bone and i get THAT RESULT but when i alter it, it looks normal but the texture is fried.(couldnt take a photo of it cause my family chowed it down) TISS WHY when i get married... im gonna marry a chef. that way i dont have to accidentally kill someone with my poisonous, toxicating, deformed and ugly looking things (pray god my future daughter doesnt suffer with cooking skills).

OMG I JUST REMEMBERED THAT TODAY WAS THE MISS UNIVERSE BEAUTY PAGEANT (even though it was already viewed but Australia enjoys viewing shows later than other countries) and of course the winner was.... MISS VENEZUELA.... again.... i cant believe that miss australia lost to miss kosovo. like dude man racheal was soo much hotter, she won the swimsuit round and came 4th in the evening gown (btw was very stunning and gorgeous and i would so totally wear it) and she answered her question soo well whilst miss kosovo came 3rd in the swimsuit round and 2nd in the evening gown (it was rather boring not soo extreme as i thought it would be cause afterall ITS FOR MISS UNIVERSE MAN!!) and not to be mean but her answer DIDNT EVEN RELATE TO THE QUESTION!! i gotta admit it was a little tricky but like dude man... you dont have to answer it soo blondly and she wasnt even that pretty either. i reckon this is all llike favourtism... FAVOURTISM!!!!!(i reckon kosovo looks like cher XD)

AND MISS VENEZUELA!!! she was pretty hot BUT NOT AS HOT AS MISS AUSTRALIA!! such a disappointing year this year, was not satisfied with this years crowning. NOT HAPPY AT ALL!! and at the end of it was soo hilarious (well not that funny but it was pretty funny), when the old miss universe was like going insane cause her country had won again (twice in a row which has made history) they were like jumping like maniacs and when the old miss universe crowned the new miss universe, it looked like she threw the tiara on her head and it fell right off!! was soo funny.

and that sums up my day for today, better head off to bed or ill look like a raccoon tomorrow XD

nite nite

frm doodie

full moon??

ALAS THE 40 HOUR FAMINE IS OFFICIALLY OVER!!!! and what did you experience out of it you might ask... well lets just say in 40 hours, i have became a 60 year old woman. I have the most painfulest back ache ive ever experienced in my entire life. literally if i had a choice, i would probably just lie on my bed forever and never get up... but i had to cause today was quite fulfilling.


had to suffer sleeping on that for 40 hours (looks comfy BUT ITS NOT!!)today my parents decided to go temple since we havent gone for months (last time was since chinese new year) and my dad said something about it being the 1st of august (chinese calendar)and full moon and eating vegetarian food only today (aka thang 7 rum phai an do chai) We first started our journey to the temple located at tottenham (chua quan duc) which was closed due to under construction not to mention it was extremely deserted (probably the monks abandoned the place and moved across the street from my house)

We headed onto our next destination which is the temple right next to braybrook college (chua quang minh). we went in only to find that inside the temple (but the temple grounds were extremely crowded) was pretty much deserted also and noone was praying but they wee waiting for something to start so my family decided to eat first. since we were in the temple the only food that was on the menu was vegetarian food. what we had was chui nuong(grilled banana wrappd in broken rice), banh bo(vietnamese stream cake) and bun rieu(some asian noodle soup that has meat). now youre probably thinking "ITS SUPPOSE TO VEGETARIAN DUDE!!", well it was and it was pretty good since the soup was made of probably pure msg and tofu. XD

afterwards i went over to my friends house to study chemistry cause i am currently dying in it (i have a failed teacher) and it was good but then we both ended up bludging for like a good hour and then got back to work. i was also craving for some seafood and some dumplings but MUST RESIST THE MEAT FOR 24 HOURS TO PURIFY THE SOUL so i pretty much starved myself till i got home. my dad picked me up at like 7:30 and this is the convo i had between me and my dad in the car on the way home(translation to english):
me: dad whats for dinner?
dad: fried pork ribs
me: fried pork ribs?
dad: yup
me: so there isnt any vegetarian food at home?
dad: nope
me: how come?
dad: mum didnt want to cook any
complete silence for 1 minute
me: so theres fried pork ribs at home??
dad: yep
me: HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO EAT VEGETARIAN WHEN THERES NO FOOD?!?!
dad: starve to death
me: =.='' so theres just fried pork ribs??
dad: yup
me: any soup?
dad: just pork and egg stew with bamboo to go with it if you call that soup ( thit kho w/ mang)
me: dad isnt it suppose to be vegetarian today since its the 1st of august and its a fullmoon (in my mind THE MOON IS A FREAKEN CRESENT)
dad: no it isnt *starts to smile*
me: OMG DAD ARE YOU TELLING ME I RESISTED MEAT FOR THE WHOLE ENTIRE DAY!!!?!?!
dad: yup
me: OMG HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!?!?
dad: think of this as dieting and it saves me lots of money not feeding you meat
me: youre an evil person dad. EVIL!!!!!!
dad: *just drives and continues to smile*

i have a very cynical father. anyway as soon as i got home i at 1 bowl of rice with pork ribs and pork and egg stew with bamboo and ate 2 packets of mi goreng with prawns and crab meat ( was a stupid idea eating 2 packets cause now im extremely bloated). well i better end it here and start my bio notes or my bio teacher is gonna chop my ass
nite nite
frm doodie

how to make noob kimchi hot pot

as my first blog told you i had kimchi hot pot. but what it didnt say was that me and my sister attempted to make it and comparing to the actual method and our method of making it.... was a fail but overall was still pretty good since we both didnt know how to make it and didnt consider using the internet as resource.
(i will post pictures as soon as i know how to XD)
how to make kimchi hot pot the noob way

ingredients
water (half a pot full)
pork belly(in this case pork ribs since it was 8 something at night and no normal butcher would be open)
sugar
salt
msg
chilli pepper
instant kimchi

method:
1. prepare a pot of water and wait till boil. chop up pork into a shape of desire (in this case cubes)
2. when water is boiled, add pork and wait until cooked.
3. then add kimchi and stir occassionally
4. add in sugar, salt and msg and seasoned to desire.
5. once seasoned, pour into a bowl and enjoy.

and here is the actual method of making kimchi hot pot (courtesy of http://dolsotbibimbap.com/kimchi-hot-pot/)

Serves 4
ingredients
4 pork ribs (about 1 lb/500 g total)
1 tablespoon dark sesame oil
2 teaspoons garlic paste
1 1/2 cup (300 g) ready-made Chinese cabbage (Napa) kimchi, cut into 2 in. (5 cm) pieces2
1/2 cups beef or vegetable stock or water
1 block (450 g) firm tofu, cut into 8 pieces1 green onion (scallion), cut into 2 in. (5 cm) pieces

method:
With a sharp knife, make several cuts along the meaty side of the ribs.In a large pot, add the sesame oil and place over low heat.Add the ribs, garlic and kimchi and stir-fry for 10 minutes.Add the stock and tofu and simmer for 20 minutes.Sprinkle on the green onion.Serve in large soup bowls.

the reviews that were received in the noob hot pot were:
dad: was alright
mum: stared at it and never ate it
sister 1(pikaboo): its not sour enough
sister 2:(miyu): we stuffed up
sister 1's bf: it needs more meat
me: it was good enough for me XD

we never try to make it the actual way cause we had to finish the failed batch first so i cant really write a my families review on it but it came off a proper korean website so it has to be good. well enjoy ^^"
nite nite
frm doodie

2:33

i probably should of started blogging like a month ago cause there were soo much stuff happening during that time but it kinda died now but then again it is the weekend... but anyway, now youre wondering why i am blogging at 2:33 AM IN THE FREAKEN MORNING!! simply its because i cant sleep and as my title name says, i am a bored asian girl.

anywhoo lets see what i have to say about today. i started my 40 hour famine yesterday at 9pm (even though it was suppose to be 8pm XD) and it was sort of a fail for i decided to give up furniture (food and electronics are too precious to me to give for its like a pregnant woman craving for icecream at like 3 in the morning or something like that....) and the entire day i kept on sitting on the bed or somehow my ass decides to fall on some furniture... in conclusion my butt was not on the floor. but so far im doing pretty well... pretty depressing at night when everyones in their warm comfortable cozy little bed whilst im on the floor nearly freezing to death (note that I HAVE 2 BLANKETS, THE HAIRDRYER AND THE HEATER ALL KEEPING ME WARM), and even though i have like 2 bedsheets, and a thick blanket as cushion, i am woken up with a sore back, aching arms, and a paralyzed butt. i was suppose to give up on food aswell (well atleast try)but that failed in less than 30 minutes cause i ended up eating kimchi hot pot and stir fried noodles as soon as the famine started (yes i am very asian).

well that is probably all i can say right now cause i cant think of anything exciting that happened to me at the moment (cause nothing did today) so im gonna end it here.
nite nite
frm doodie