OMFG TODAY I WAS SUPPOSE TO BE IN HO CHI MINH CITY BUT INSTEAD IM STUCK IN KUALA LUMPUR MALAYSIA!!! not saying it was a bad thing but like COME ON GOD!! must you always torture us whenever we travel?? in the history of being in this family have i ever managed to go from 1 country to another in 1 piece. LITERALLY SOME SHIT HAS TO HAPPEN!! and i shall tell you what has happened to me, daddy, mummy, midget(thiendieps daughter) and thiendiep(oldest sister).
it all started when we were waiting to check in in melbournes airport. we were 2 hours early from boarding in and THERE THIS MASSIVE ASS LINE!! cant help but wonder if we were 30 minutes early instead. ANYWAY, when we were at the counter to check in, they told us that we didnt buy any luggage and my sister went all psycho on them saying WHY THE HELL WOULDNT WE BUY ANY LUGGAGE WHEN WE'RE GOING FOR 5 WEEKS?! only to find out that the moronic of a travel agent didnt buy us any luggage's and told us that we were allowed 20 kg of luggage and 7 kg of carry bags. =.='' so we had to fork out 400 HUNDRED BUCKS JUST SO WE COULD BRING OUR SHIT ONTO THE PLANE (but it was fine since we were gonna get reimbursed for it.... i hope) but luckily the check in people managed to dim it down to about 200 something which was really awesome but the said we'd have to do the same =.=''
ANYWAY!! thought things would get better BUT IT DIDNT!! bloody hell it was 6 hours of pure hell. AIR ASIA IS LIKE THE SHITTEST PLANE YOU CAN EVER GO TO!!! and when i mean shit.. i mean shit. like i havent puked on aplane ride IN YEARS!! probably the last time i puked was when i was like 7 i think and i waskinda going all psycho on the plane. XD ANYWAY... we got off in Malaysia at around 6 (which was about 10 in melbourne) and we only had 2 hours to check into the next flight to vietnam. but what sucked was that we had to check out and check back in on the airport cause they dont do transits (talk about well known for its cheapest air fares cause ITS SERVICE IS EXTREMELY SHIT!!)
omg and it gets even better. we had to throw away almost 60 kg of meat produce just because the airline doesnt have any special compartment to keep the food cold. (um hello DO YOU FREAKEN THINK THE OTHER AIRLINES FREAKEN DO?!?!!? everytime when my family transport food over to vietnam, its always defrosted when we arrive there =.='') THATS LIKE OVER 400 DOLLARS OF AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS!!! and then some guy came up to me and wanted to buy it off of us since we were gonna throw it away anyway. he was very nice though but i think he missed understood me when i said it was 400 dollars aus, he thought it was 400 rm (which is like a little over 100 dollars aus) and offered to buy it all for 100 rm. (33 DOLLARS :'( fml much??) and then they made us pay more because they dont offer you any luggage allowance HENCE we had to fork out an extra 300 something rm.
WHAT WAS EVEN MORE SHIT WAS THAT AFTER ALL THIS SHIT THOSE STUPID MALAYSIA BITCHES MADE US MISS OUR FLIGHT!!! like when we ran to the terminal the plane had already left us =.='' like WTF MAN?!?!? i dont remember airlines checking people in and then dumping you behind when youre late =.='' its like they refused to let us check in our food then they made us pay extra for the luggages because they dont offer any luggage allowance (thats a total of 300 something rm please =.='') THIS IS LIKE HARDCORE FML!!! but what i didnt get the most was that when we checked in we missed our flight already but they still took our luggage and made us pay the charges... i think i smell the word sue amoungst us. XD
PROBABLY the higlight of the day (if you call it a highlight) was that 2 viet college couples also missed their flight and we stayed with them at their university for the time we were there. anyway i better sleep now. GOT A WHOLE DAY TO SHOP IN MALAYSIA TOMORROW. this is your captain speaking, signing off
nite nite
frm doodie
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
GOODBYE MELBOURNE
TODAY IS THE DAY IM LEAVING TO VIETNAM FOR 5 WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!! right now i do not have a clue what to write about so im just gonna say that IM GONNA BE SOO POOR WHEN I GET BACK CAUSE IM GONNA GO ON A HARDCORE SHOPPING SPREE AND BE A HARDCORE POV ASIAN WHEN I GET BACK!!!! AND IT SUCHS CAUSE IM GONNA MISS OUT MY ENTIRE SUMMER HOLIDAYS AND MISS OUT A SHIT LOAD EVENTS!! such as my bestfriends birthday, my sisters bfs sisters bday, CHRISTMAS (even though i dont celebrate it BUT I WAS PLANNING ON MAKING ONE ANYWAY), OMG BOXING DAY SHOPPING!! ;'(, AND THE NEW YEAR!!!! anywhoo as my last words in Melbourne i would like to say......
NITE NITE MELBOURNE :'(
frm doodie
NITE NITE MELBOURNE :'(
frm doodie
Sunday, November 22, 2009
MOVIE MARATHORN!!!
OWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FINALLY GOT TO SEE MY SEXY HALF NAKED ON A WIDE SCREEN CINEMA!!!! (as you all seen on my blog i have a huge obsession with taylor lautner) the movies that i watched today were the time travelers wife and new moon. new moon was better than twilight but still pretty crap due to the bad acting *cough kirsten stewart cough* even though its my opinion but like doodus, SHES SUCH A SHIT ACTRESS EVEN THOUGH SHE FITS THE PART OF BELLA SWAN XD ANYWAY.... in this chapter i shall retell a story how i nearly came face to face with the grim reaper and encountered death. (not really, just wanted to make it sound dramatic xD)
it all started when i received an instant message from pornstar at 11:30 am who wanted to watch new moon and the time travelers wife but we didnt know how we would manage to watch it all and be home by 7. we had come a conclusion that if we make it to crown by 12:30, we would make it to the 12:30 session for new moon. which was quite a pickle due to that WE'D HAVE TO LEAVE NOW IN OUR HOBO CLOTHES AND TRAIN IT THERE. a quick thinker as a i was (was really arguing with pornstar for like a good 20 minutes before figuring it out XD) i asked my beloved (more like enemy) sister (miyu) to drive us to the cinema. luckily she is currently working at crown, therefore making it convenient for her to assist us there where she can accompany us in our journey and later depart.
we arrived in crown at 12:40 with only missing a few minutes of the movie and pornstar was delighted to see her sexy edward cullen on during the time. this is when the countdown had began and my end was near. miyu had warned me not to do anything for the next 2 minutes but i was too thirsty so i decided to ignore her warning and took a sip from my frozen coke. in that instant jacob black had took his top off revealing his canvas structured abs and thats when i saw a bright light but i could hear my sister calling me to come back and i i fought my way back to the living. (i actually just choked on my drink as soon as he took his top off and my sister was laughing at me =.='') i tried oh so hard to listen and watch the complexity and passion of the movie but the canvas abs kept hypnotizing me and made me gaze into them whenever they appeared. (aka as soon as jacob black appeared, eyes flied straight to the abs. as you can see i wasnt really paying attention to the movie at all. XD)
could you blame me for almost dying looking at this?? XD
at 2:30 the movie had finished and the next movie would begin in an hour so we decided have a little snack (which was sui gao noodle soup XD) but before we ate, miyu wanted to go to FCUK to purchase a new cardigan that she considered purchasing a while back. whilst patiently waiting (more like getting agro) pornstar and i decided to entertain ourselves by taking a couple for pictures of ourselves to pass the time.
bored asians XD
40 minutes had passed and the next thing i remembered, pornstar and i was running for our lives. pornstar had lost her wallet back in the cinema and we ran back to retrieve it but the guards that was protecting the fortress refused to let us pass and stated they did not see any wallet like object. so the only thing me could do was wait... wait in hope that it'd still be there, waiting for someone to return it, hoping that no thieve would have taken it and use it for their own wellbeing.
we returned back to miyu and had our snack and then went to go and watch our next movie, the time travelers wife. instead of going straight into the cinema i went into the previous cinema to search for pornstars wallet. being a lady i was all quiet, poise and invisible when i was searching for it (actually i made alot of noise, moved the curtains everywhere and flashed the light under the chairs where people were sitting and watching the movie, so all they had to do was look down and they would instantly see a bright light under their seat.... i wonder if they would of screamed to death?? XD) there were 2 civilians who had noticed me doing this but they did not pursue me... just sat there and stared (probably thought i was trying to take pictures under the peoples skirt or something XD) after minutes on end of searching for it, i was about to lose hope and surrender but my wondering hands managed to stumble upon a square like object and there it was... THE WALLET WAS FOUND (i swear to god pissed me off cause it was standing up and leaning on the staircase... =.='') after that pornstar, miyu and i enjoyed the rest of the day watching the time travelers wife. (was a sad movie)
it was 6:30 when my sister had to depart from us due to she had other plans (work) which left pornstar and i to fend for ourselves in this dangerously haunted city. luckily we managed to find some assistance from the civilian and just as we knew it, we were on our way home in the polar express just in time for supper. this concludes another chapter of epic tales of a bored asian girl.
nite nite
frm doodie.
Saturday, November 21, 2009
ROAD TRIP!!
today me and pornstar/mrs johnston/ mrs roddick went to buy books for orientation because we ARE FINALLY IN YEAR 12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i know me and pornstar are complete nerds because school isnt starting till next year and we're getting our new books just days after finishing year 11 XD )
anyway my dad wanted to take us to the city and buy it cause he was dropping things off in coburg and it was on the way there anyway. he took us to them factory areas and pornstar started to freak out and said AND I QUOTE "i dont want to get whacked. i dont want to get whacked." SHE SAID THAT THE ENTIRE TIME WE WERE THERE!! and for your entertainment, here was the conversation me and her had. (did this on purpose just to freak her out)
pornstar: I KNEW YOU WERE A MESSENGER! (this is because my mums friend gave me 300 bucks out of nowhere and she instantly thought i was in them mafia gangs and taking her to woop woop didnt help me convince her i wasnt one XD)
me: (sarcasm) yes kwin.... im taking you here to whack you
pornstar: i dont want to get whacked. i dont want to get whacked
*dad parks the car*
dad: you coming in??
me: yeah, hold on. you coming pornstar??
pornstar: *shakes head* i dont want to get whacked
me: if you stay in this car you'll get whacked
pornstar: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs out of the car and into the factory*
what was funny was that it was a clothes factory where they make brands like pilgrim and review but the people who work there looked like they could kill you xD
she was like this the entire time..... well until we got onto the freeway
after that my dad was on his way driving me and pornstar to the bookshop when my sister (miyu) called saying she needs to do some errands and there was only 1 car at home and my dad took it so my dad drove home and made her drive us instead.
we first did my sisters errands and she took us to springvale and dumped us at the safeway where we only had 5 dollars to survive on for 1 hour. i swear to god the environment there was sooooooooo dull, literally everyone looked all miserable and the cashiers looked like they wanted to kill someone XD.
it didnt get any better. pornstar bought a strawberry big M and she found it tasted funny. and everyone was staring cause we looked lost and i had stripper stockings on. =.='' and then these high school students were walking towards us and pornstar wanted to knock them out... (i think the big M did something to he
r)
EVEN THE BACKGROUND LOOKS DULL XD
when my sister finally arrived, we went to the city and bought our books but we'd parked in a meter parking area which only let us pay for 30 minutes so my sister went back first and me and pornstar rushed to get our books and ran to the car park. only to realise MY SISTER WASNT THERE!!! and it sucked even more cause my sister didnt bring her phone and had pornstars phone BUT IT WAS ON SILENT AND WAS CREDITLESS and the time expired on the meter so i had to run into the store and buy something so i can get some change and pay the meter =.='' then i texted pornstars phone praying she'd read the text and we ran back to the book store. and she wasnt there.... =.='' so we ran back to the carpark AND THERE SHE WAS IN THE FREAKEN CAR =.='' then she started lecturing us for being such idiots for leaving the car and she wasnt there yet cause she just went into the store to buy some ice cream. THE SAME FREAKEN STORE I WENT TO TO GET CHANGE =.='' gg hardcore man
anyway, thats all i got for tonight
nite nite
frm doodie
anyway my dad wanted to take us to the city and buy it cause he was dropping things off in coburg and it was on the way there anyway. he took us to them factory areas and pornstar started to freak out and said AND I QUOTE "i dont want to get whacked. i dont want to get whacked." SHE SAID THAT THE ENTIRE TIME WE WERE THERE!! and for your entertainment, here was the conversation me and her had. (did this on purpose just to freak her out)
pornstar: I KNEW YOU WERE A MESSENGER! (this is because my mums friend gave me 300 bucks out of nowhere and she instantly thought i was in them mafia gangs and taking her to woop woop didnt help me convince her i wasnt one XD)
me: (sarcasm) yes kwin.... im taking you here to whack you
pornstar: i dont want to get whacked. i dont want to get whacked
*dad parks the car*
dad: you coming in??
me: yeah, hold on. you coming pornstar??
pornstar: *shakes head* i dont want to get whacked
me: if you stay in this car you'll get whacked
pornstar: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs out of the car and into the factory*
what was funny was that it was a clothes factory where they make brands like pilgrim and review but the people who work there looked like they could kill you xD
she was like this the entire time..... well until we got onto the freeway
after that my dad was on his way driving me and pornstar to the bookshop when my sister (miyu) called saying she needs to do some errands and there was only 1 car at home and my dad took it so my dad drove home and made her drive us instead.
we first did my sisters errands and she took us to springvale and dumped us at the safeway where we only had 5 dollars to survive on for 1 hour. i swear to god the environment there was sooooooooo dull, literally everyone looked all miserable and the cashiers looked like they wanted to kill someone XD.
it didnt get any better. pornstar bought a strawberry big M and she found it tasted funny. and everyone was staring cause we looked lost and i had stripper stockings on. =.='' and then these high school students were walking towards us and pornstar wanted to knock them out... (i think the big M did something to he
r)
EVEN THE BACKGROUND LOOKS DULL XD
when my sister finally arrived, we went to the city and bought our books but we'd parked in a meter parking area which only let us pay for 30 minutes so my sister went back first and me and pornstar rushed to get our books and ran to the car park. only to realise MY SISTER WASNT THERE!!! and it sucked even more cause my sister didnt bring her phone and had pornstars phone BUT IT WAS ON SILENT AND WAS CREDITLESS and the time expired on the meter so i had to run into the store and buy something so i can get some change and pay the meter =.='' then i texted pornstars phone praying she'd read the text and we ran back to the book store. and she wasnt there.... =.='' so we ran back to the carpark AND THERE SHE WAS IN THE FREAKEN CAR =.='' then she started lecturing us for being such idiots for leaving the car and she wasnt there yet cause she just went into the store to buy some ice cream. THE SAME FREAKEN STORE I WENT TO TO GET CHANGE =.='' gg hardcore man
anyway, thats all i got for tonight
nite nite
frm doodie
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
BIOLOGY DISECTION DAY!!!
today was the day my biology class dissected a rat to see its puny organs and examine how their digestive system worked. my god it was the most smelliest shit ive ever smelt in my entire life (well one of the most). but then again it is after all a thawed dead corpse of a rat so cant complain. the good news was that i didnt cut any of the main veins for the blood to start oozing out... now that would kill me XD
i was lucky to get a pregnant one and there was like a tube of babies and when i cut out the foetuses started to fall out in hypodrive XD. at first i felt really bad when i was cutting up the rat but it got easier and then it was fun, except when every now and then a humongous blast of the rats stench flew at my face. (almost puked a few times but it was all good). anyway here are the photos of the rat dissection in my bio class courtesy of MR PIE. keep this in mind that these images maybe very disturbing and disgusting so im not responsible for you guys puking and the white rat was MR PIE's and the grayish rat is mine. and MR PIE called his rat toby.
the tobys' genitals (MR PIE almost died when he cut it open )
the stomach being cut in half. the fod looked like oats... never gonna eat that again XD
the ribs....
MR PIES CAPTION (toby saying hi)
ITS ALIVE AND SEEKING REVENGE!!!!! :O
its getting its dentures checked
THIS IS THE FOETUS FROM MY RAT
IT LOOKS SOO CUTE!!!
hes checking out his package XD
this is how MR PIE put back the organs of the toby
if you look very carfully, you can see toby eating his own small intestines XD
when the organs were taken out of tobys body.
and again......
poor poor toby
this is toby being crucifixed. MR PIE was jealous of his package XD
my rat would of given birth to 20 BABIES!!!!! talk about a big family
im soo going to hell for this....
forgive father
for i have sinned....
my new baby.... (gender: unknown)
kiss it for good luck
i was lucky to get a pregnant one and there was like a tube of babies and when i cut out the foetuses started to fall out in hypodrive XD. at first i felt really bad when i was cutting up the rat but it got easier and then it was fun, except when every now and then a humongous blast of the rats stench flew at my face. (almost puked a few times but it was all good). anyway here are the photos of the rat dissection in my bio class courtesy of MR PIE. keep this in mind that these images maybe very disturbing and disgusting so im not responsible for you guys puking and the white rat was MR PIE's and the grayish rat is mine. and MR PIE called his rat toby.
the tobys' genitals (MR PIE almost died when he cut it open )
the stomach being cut in half. the fod looked like oats... never gonna eat that again XD
the ribs....
MR PIES CAPTION (toby saying hi)
the small intestines (came out like spaghetti)
toby defaecated himself when MR PIE grabbed his testies XD. just kidding....
white rats organs when removed from the body.
ITS ALIVE AND SEEKING REVENGE!!!!! :O
its getting its dentures checked
THIS IS THE FOETUS FROM MY RAT
IT LOOKS SOO CUTE!!!
hes checking out his package XD
this is how MR PIE put back the organs of the toby
if you look very carfully, you can see toby eating his own small intestines XD
when the organs were taken out of tobys body.
and again......
poor poor toby
this is toby being crucifixed. MR PIE was jealous of his package XD
my rat would of given birth to 20 BABIES!!!!! talk about a big family
MR PIE dared me to put the intestines around my neck
im soo going to hell for this....
forgive father
for i have sinned....
my new baby.... (gender: unknown)
kiss it for good luck
i got hungry... XD
i dont know why i was soo happy in these photos.... kinda feel like a sick serial rat killer XD but that day was fn even though it was extremely hot. (like 34 DEGREES) anywhoo thats all i have for today
nite nite
frm doodie
Monday, November 9, 2009
HOW TO MAKE CHEAP WINE
this recipe was inspired by the 34 degree heat that i am facing in melbourne
ingredients
1 2L berri grape juice
1 fan
method:
1. buy your berri grape juice at any super market near home
2. when brougt home, leave it in your kitchen and DO NOT put it into the fridge.
3. wait for 34 degree day heat and let the fermantation work its magic. (all day)
4. fan yourself to avoid sweating or over heating or heat stroke... better yet GO BUY A AIR CONDITONER
5. when the bottle starts to inflate, open and pour into cup as desired
6. ENJOY!!
health and safety
if any dizziness or an upset stomachs occur after consuming this dodgy cheap liquid, disconsume this liquid. if symptoms continue, seek a doctor for assistance.
nite nite
frm doodie
ingredients
1 2L berri grape juice
1 fan
method:
1. buy your berri grape juice at any super market near home
2. when brougt home, leave it in your kitchen and DO NOT put it into the fridge.
3. wait for 34 degree day heat and let the fermantation work its magic. (all day)
4. fan yourself to avoid sweating or over heating or heat stroke... better yet GO BUY A AIR CONDITONER
5. when the bottle starts to inflate, open and pour into cup as desired
6. ENJOY!!
health and safety
if any dizziness or an upset stomachs occur after consuming this dodgy cheap liquid, disconsume this liquid. if symptoms continue, seek a doctor for assistance.
nite nite
frm doodie
Saturday, November 7, 2009
THIS IS IT!!!!
sorry for like posting 3 blogs in 1 night. i finished them awhile back already but wasnt able to finish it but i have a good reason for that. it was cause i had exams coming up and i didnt have time to finish everyting cause my mum has been screaming at me for blogging too much and it was interrupting my studies so i didnt have a choice but to stop...... nah just kidding. LIKE HELL my mum actually cares if i blog or not. she doesnt even know what it is and when she comes over and checks on me, she thinks im doing an assignment or something cause it doesnt look like im on msn. and my exams are in two weeks so yeah...... just got a little lazy and wasnt very inspired as much as i was when i started.
ANYWHO about my title for this blog.... im sorry to say but epic tales of a bored asian is ending here. it had too end sometime and im sorry that it only lasted for a month.... JUST KIDDING!!! LIKE HELL ID STOPPED BLOGGING!! im lazy but not to that extent.
well this blog is just about me coming home from the movies again with just my mum, dad my sister (thiendiep) and my cousin (ba tam) and we just watched MICHAEL JACKSONS THIS IS IT MOVIE!!!!! it was sooo good that i got teary (or maybe my hormones started to act up cause of the weather). like when i watched it was like WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE!?!?!? his concert would of been soooo good and i would of hated london soo bad cause they got to see it and he wasnt gonna tour to australia god dammit. i was thinking of tapping it through my phone for you guys to have a little sneak preview of the movie but i was scared that i would get sued or something and my phone is too shit to video stuff at night anyway so SORRY!!
all the effort he put in was like omgness i cant believe that someone would put in soo much energy into something he doesnt really enjoy but to do it just to make people happy. truely he is the ultimate entertainer and it sucks that i can never get to meet him or watch him perform in person EVER but in a rectangular shaped boxed. =.=''
it was like watching his memorial again but the effect i got from the memorial and his movie was different cause i could feel how much effort he put onto this 50 tour concerts. like he wanted it to be a perfect as possible and exactly how he imagined how he would want to end it... with a bang. whereas the memorial i started crying like a bitch cause it was soo sad that we lost someone so great and talented. (literally i looked like i had some disease or something cause my face was all red and my lips are eyes were like puff daddies XD)
i know why some people would say its not good cause its like a documentary of all the planning and rehearsals of his big tour and not about like people killing eachother, or like hardcore porn like most people would want. but for fans who really love michael jacksons work, i strongly reccomend them to watch it cause you can really feel and see how much he wanted to please all of his fans. and i know some of you will think like omg this emotional random bitch is obviously a huge MJ and she is obviously biased towards him but guess what moles... I AM NOT!! well not to a crazy murderous extent. i just love his songs. like WHO COULD NOT LIKE HEAL THE WORLD?!?! (that shit always makes me cry when i listen to it) and i truely believe that this show (if it actually happened) would literally end with a bang. anywhoooo thats all i got for tonight.
nite nite
frm doodie
ANYWHO about my title for this blog.... im sorry to say but epic tales of a bored asian is ending here. it had too end sometime and im sorry that it only lasted for a month.... JUST KIDDING!!! LIKE HELL ID STOPPED BLOGGING!! im lazy but not to that extent.
well this blog is just about me coming home from the movies again with just my mum, dad my sister (thiendiep) and my cousin (ba tam) and we just watched MICHAEL JACKSONS THIS IS IT MOVIE!!!!! it was sooo good that i got teary (or maybe my hormones started to act up cause of the weather). like when i watched it was like WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE!?!?!? his concert would of been soooo good and i would of hated london soo bad cause they got to see it and he wasnt gonna tour to australia god dammit. i was thinking of tapping it through my phone for you guys to have a little sneak preview of the movie but i was scared that i would get sued or something and my phone is too shit to video stuff at night anyway so SORRY!!
all the effort he put in was like omgness i cant believe that someone would put in soo much energy into something he doesnt really enjoy but to do it just to make people happy. truely he is the ultimate entertainer and it sucks that i can never get to meet him or watch him perform in person EVER but in a rectangular shaped boxed. =.=''
it was like watching his memorial again but the effect i got from the memorial and his movie was different cause i could feel how much effort he put onto this 50 tour concerts. like he wanted it to be a perfect as possible and exactly how he imagined how he would want to end it... with a bang. whereas the memorial i started crying like a bitch cause it was soo sad that we lost someone so great and talented. (literally i looked like i had some disease or something cause my face was all red and my lips are eyes were like puff daddies XD)
i know why some people would say its not good cause its like a documentary of all the planning and rehearsals of his big tour and not about like people killing eachother, or like hardcore porn like most people would want. but for fans who really love michael jacksons work, i strongly reccomend them to watch it cause you can really feel and see how much he wanted to please all of his fans. and i know some of you will think like omg this emotional random bitch is obviously a huge MJ and she is obviously biased towards him but guess what moles... I AM NOT!! well not to a crazy murderous extent. i just love his songs. like WHO COULD NOT LIKE HEAL THE WORLD?!?! (that shit always makes me cry when i listen to it) and i truely believe that this show (if it actually happened) would literally end with a bang. anywhoooo thats all i got for tonight.
nite nite
frm doodie
Friday, October 16, 2009
FINAL DESTINATION 3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
today for no partcular reason my whole family and i decided to go and watch final destination 3D. i was excited cause ITS IN 3D! like the stuff is literally gonna fly at your face and its like wooooooww........... (not to mention the lasttime my WHOLE family went to go movies was when i was 5 i think and it was to watch the mummy XD maybe i was a bit older BUT I CANT REMEMBER)
it was soooo nasty and gorrishly sexy. but i gotta say it was a little disappointing since i thought itd be like nastier than final destination 2(best final destination movie so far). this was a little less gorry but since it was in 3D it made it better.
it was sooo funny watching my family watch it. my cousin (mr skinny) was like moving around and trying to dodge the flying objects (i tried to dodge it too but by the time i reacted i would of been dead) my other cousin (ba tam) was lifting her 3D glasses when someone was about to die so that the images dont start flying to her face and my mum started screaming each time something went fying to her face.
it'd be totally awesome if new moon was in 3D. like pure jacob black and his sexy ass abs. if that were to happen, id probably bring bucket so i dont drool all over the place and id probably start feeling the abs. (laugh my ass off if i accidently started rubbing the head of the person in front of me XD)
anywhoo that is the end of my eventful night
nite nite
frm doodie
it was soooo nasty and gorrishly sexy. but i gotta say it was a little disappointing since i thought itd be like nastier than final destination 2(best final destination movie so far). this was a little less gorry but since it was in 3D it made it better.
it was sooo funny watching my family watch it. my cousin (mr skinny) was like moving around and trying to dodge the flying objects (i tried to dodge it too but by the time i reacted i would of been dead) my other cousin (ba tam) was lifting her 3D glasses when someone was about to die so that the images dont start flying to her face and my mum started screaming each time something went fying to her face.
it'd be totally awesome if new moon was in 3D. like pure jacob black and his sexy ass abs. if that were to happen, id probably bring bucket so i dont drool all over the place and id probably start feeling the abs. (laugh my ass off if i accidently started rubbing the head of the person in front of me XD)
anywhoo that is the end of my eventful night
nite nite
frm doodie
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
a bloody situation
a while ago i asked my friend pornstar (aka mrs johnston/mrs roddick/mrs rob) to assist me in drawing up the menu for the restaurant and she claimed i misinformed her the size of the board.
(not my fault you said yes before i explained it all.... heehee.....xD) anywhoo today was the day i brought it over (would of brought it over on sunday but the issue of kobe saying he was gonna do it and then got lazy so i had to take it over today =.='') .
i came over around 10:00 am but ran off again because we didnt have white chalk and pornstar kept complaining that she wanted white chalk to make the board look sexy. so i actually came at 11:00 am instead (got dragged to grocery shopping) an we didnt start till 12:00 pm because we had pancakes.
(not my fault you said yes before i explained it all.... heehee.....xD) anywhoo today was the day i brought it over (would of brought it over on sunday but the issue of kobe saying he was gonna do it and then got lazy so i had to take it over today =.='') .
i came over around 10:00 am but ran off again because we didnt have white chalk and pornstar kept complaining that she wanted white chalk to make the board look sexy. so i actually came at 11:00 am instead (got dragged to grocery shopping) an we didnt start till 12:00 pm because we had pancakes.
it took 8 long as hours and we managed to produce this little piece of art (id call it a piece of pain in the ass cause it TOOK SOO FREAKEN LONG!!! )
anywhoo here is the finishing product. (please ignore the feet XD)
(the brave little chalks that went to war and came home a hero.....)
Thursday, September 24, 2009
CALL CHILD SOCIAL SERVCE
WHEN I AGREED TO HELP CLEAN AND FIX TE SHOP, I DIDNT EXPECT I WAS GOING TO WAR AGAINST BACTERIA!!!! NOWONDER THE PREVIOUS OWNER DIDNT MAKE A GOOD LIVING!!! THE PLACE WAS LIKE INFESTED OF LIKE NASTIES!!!! i should probably call them medical doctors who work in labs to examine the shop to discover any new diseases or something cause the whole place was screaming SALMONELLA PARTY!!!!!!
when we took out the baymarine and the table to replace with our brand new sexy stainless steel one. we found like bits of dust and grease, and some mouldy shit that looked like it would suddenly have eyes and attack your face. probably the only good side about removing the baymarine was that WE FOUND $8.75!!!! (and even that had mould =.='') and OMG THE WATER THAT WAS IN THE BAYMARINE WAS LIKE A MIRKY YELLOW COLOUR like you had a urinal infection or something. it was soooooo nasty and the sides had like built in grease or something. It was soo gross that my sister pikaboo almost puked! (would of soo recorded that XD)
what was even worse WAS THE FREAKEN FRYER AND THE GRILL!!!!! took me and my cousin 2 DAYS TO CLEAN THAT!!!! the fryer was soo black that my cousin thought there wasnt anything in it s she stuck her finger in there, only to discover that her whole finger had turned black (free tan XD).
never in my life have i ever seen soo much filth. IT WAS EVEN WORSE THAN MY ROOM!!! (my room is pretty much the amazon forest). anywhoo i better be off since there is the floor, tables, and the oven to clean. =.=''
nite nite
frm doodie
when we took out the baymarine and the table to replace with our brand new sexy stainless steel one. we found like bits of dust and grease, and some mouldy shit that looked like it would suddenly have eyes and attack your face. probably the only good side about removing the baymarine was that WE FOUND $8.75!!!! (and even that had mould =.='') and OMG THE WATER THAT WAS IN THE BAYMARINE WAS LIKE A MIRKY YELLOW COLOUR like you had a urinal infection or something. it was soooooo nasty and the sides had like built in grease or something. It was soo gross that my sister pikaboo almost puked! (would of soo recorded that XD)
what was even worse WAS THE FREAKEN FRYER AND THE GRILL!!!!! took me and my cousin 2 DAYS TO CLEAN THAT!!!! the fryer was soo black that my cousin thought there wasnt anything in it s she stuck her finger in there, only to discover that her whole finger had turned black (free tan XD).
never in my life have i ever seen soo much filth. IT WAS EVEN WORSE THAN MY ROOM!!! (my room is pretty much the amazon forest). anywhoo i better be off since there is the floor, tables, and the oven to clean. =.=''
nite nite
frm doodie
Sunday, September 20, 2009
bakers lunch box??
MY FAMILY OFFICIALLY IS OPENING A TAKE AWAY SHOP!!!!!!
praying to god it will be extremely sucessful (since the other 2 failed miserably). its gonna be 1 week of hardcore constant renovations. filled with back breaking, leg twisting, muscleaching, finger splintering PAIN!!!!!! and to top it up... NOONE IS GETTING PAID!!! talk about cheap labour(family lives off free labour).
all the planning is done and the renovations commence tomorrow. (pase pray that i dont die during the process). its gonna look like the sex (well better than it was before). omg the place was soo orange like it wasnt a nice orange but it was this bright ass fluorescent orange that those construction workers wear (i almost died... from the inside) WHAT WAS WORSE, EVEN THE OUTSIDE WAS FLURESCENT ORANGE!!!! seeing it for the first time made me instantly think... we are going to die............ anywhoo thats all i got for today.
nite nite
frm doodie
praying to god it will be extremely sucessful (since the other 2 failed miserably). its gonna be 1 week of hardcore constant renovations. filled with back breaking, leg twisting, muscleaching, finger splintering PAIN!!!!!! and to top it up... NOONE IS GETTING PAID!!! talk about cheap labour(family lives off free labour).
all the planning is done and the renovations commence tomorrow. (pase pray that i dont die during the process). its gonna look like the sex (well better than it was before). omg the place was soo orange like it wasnt a nice orange but it was this bright ass fluorescent orange that those construction workers wear (i almost died... from the inside) WHAT WAS WORSE, EVEN THE OUTSIDE WAS FLURESCENT ORANGE!!!! seeing it for the first time made me instantly think... we are going to die............ anywhoo thats all i got for today.
nite nite
frm doodie
Saturday, September 19, 2009
an annual event
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DEAR SISTER MIYU!!!!!!
today she turns to the ripen age of 29 (still believe shes 24 and acts as a 10 year old). To celebrate her year my family had booked a little sushi plae located in china town. i was hoping that this place would be lucky to be listed in as one of my reccommended sexies since the birthday girl said that its really delicious.
We booked the restaurant a 7:30, thinking that it'd be plenty of time since everyone finishes work at 4 and we have 3 1/2 hours to get ready. Sadly like most girls, when they say they'll be ready in 10... it would pretty much mean 1 hour and since my family is filled with girls, booking the place at 7:30 was not a smart thing to do. so instead of arriving at 7:30, we left the house at 7:30 and arrived there at 8 (thank god there wasnt any traffic on that night).
When we arrived, the place was deserted and very quiet which is good in a way so noone has to hear my family scream at each other but slowly it started to pile up. the dishes that were there was FREAKEN EXPENSIVE!!!! (affordable but not worth it) like a peking duck sushi roll was 6 bucks... 6 BUCKS!!! i was like did they have to butcher their own duck and marinated and stuff to make it that price. id rather go to sushi sushi and buy like 2 for that price or an obento box or something.
ANYWAY... such disappointment that the food did not deliver like it said to. even my sister was disappointed and she reccommended the place. and i ended up resorting to eating 2 packets of mi goreng when we came home. anywhoo thats all i got for tonight
nite nite
frm doodie
today she turns to the ripen age of 29 (still believe shes 24 and acts as a 10 year old). To celebrate her year my family had booked a little sushi plae located in china town. i was hoping that this place would be lucky to be listed in as one of my reccommended sexies since the birthday girl said that its really delicious.
We booked the restaurant a 7:30, thinking that it'd be plenty of time since everyone finishes work at 4 and we have 3 1/2 hours to get ready. Sadly like most girls, when they say they'll be ready in 10... it would pretty much mean 1 hour and since my family is filled with girls, booking the place at 7:30 was not a smart thing to do. so instead of arriving at 7:30, we left the house at 7:30 and arrived there at 8 (thank god there wasnt any traffic on that night).
When we arrived, the place was deserted and very quiet which is good in a way so noone has to hear my family scream at each other but slowly it started to pile up. the dishes that were there was FREAKEN EXPENSIVE!!!! (affordable but not worth it) like a peking duck sushi roll was 6 bucks... 6 BUCKS!!! i was like did they have to butcher their own duck and marinated and stuff to make it that price. id rather go to sushi sushi and buy like 2 for that price or an obento box or something.
ANYWAY... such disappointment that the food did not deliver like it said to. even my sister was disappointed and she reccommended the place. and i ended up resorting to eating 2 packets of mi goreng when we came home. anywhoo thats all i got for tonight
nite nite
frm doodie
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
THE BLACK PLAGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY FAMILY IS GETTING SICK!! its like one by one each person is getting plucked and being SHOT BY THE FLU!!!! first it started off with my little niece (the one in my dp) having just a mild runny nose... the sudden BANG!!!! the next day my sister (pikaboo) started to get the runny nose and now she is passed out in her room and now ODing in her room using the vics air vapouriser.
Soon after the next day my cousin got gang banged by the flu and she KOed for practically the whole day and she was coughing on everyone. then the day after that my other sister (thiendiep) had been defeated by the lord of all germs and layed still in her room, with piles of blankets on her to keep her warm, and the tv to keep her entertained, and the shit load of pills beside her to revive her slowly.
It seem like there was no hope for my family. everyone was being sick and there was nothing that could be done. my daddy decided to use the vics air vapouriser just hoping that the sickness will end there and spare the rest of the house members, but the germ gave no mercy and started attacking my other cousin (mr skinny). he is badly injured but still breathing.
the remaining survivors awaits for the germs to attack in hope that our super sexy immune system will defend against the vile mutated ugly looking germs. my mother and father, my other sister (miyu), my dog and i are the only survivors left that havent been infected but only time will tell if we truely live to tell the story. so this is doodie signing off and hopefully not the last.
nite nite
frm doodie
Soon after the next day my cousin got gang banged by the flu and she KOed for practically the whole day and she was coughing on everyone. then the day after that my other sister (thiendiep) had been defeated by the lord of all germs and layed still in her room, with piles of blankets on her to keep her warm, and the tv to keep her entertained, and the shit load of pills beside her to revive her slowly.
It seem like there was no hope for my family. everyone was being sick and there was nothing that could be done. my daddy decided to use the vics air vapouriser just hoping that the sickness will end there and spare the rest of the house members, but the germ gave no mercy and started attacking my other cousin (mr skinny). he is badly injured but still breathing.
the remaining survivors awaits for the germs to attack in hope that our super sexy immune system will defend against the vile mutated ugly looking germs. my mother and father, my other sister (miyu), my dog and i are the only survivors left that havent been infected but only time will tell if we truely live to tell the story. so this is doodie signing off and hopefully not the last.
nite nite
frm doodie
Friday, September 4, 2009
million dollar student...
I JUST FOUND OUT TODAY THAT MY FAMILIES WORTH ATLEAST 1.8 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its like any other boring day with the same old retarded routine until i came home and my dad was on the phone. and he was talking to my uncle back at vn about some gibberish thing i dont know of cause they were using complex viet words and out of nowhere my sister came up to me and said
thien diep: you know dads a millionaire
me:..... ARE YOU SERIOUS??!?!??! WHERE?!??! HOW?!?!!?!?
thien diep: that house we have at vn. its worth 1.8 mil US dollars
me:...... THE ONE NEAR GRANDMAS HOUSE OR THE ONE IN THE COUNTRY SIDE?!?!?
thiendiep: the one near grandmas house
me:...... I LOVE YOU DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but apparantly for some reason my uncle in vn didnt notify my dad about the house because apparantly the government is planning to demolish the whole area and turn it into like a large mall and the top of the building have like flats and stuff... but luckily my dads house isnt in the way of the construction but they were planning on making it extremely large like take up the entire suburb of something like that. cause they already bought out my grandmas flat/unit/apartment/mini house for 500k which is good cause she got that place for like 10k during the time. but yeah, and apparantly since my dad moved to australia, his name was forcely removed from the entitlement of the house and was given to my uncle since he still lives in vn. so like the greedy ass owns 2 houses. and my uncle already signed off his own house cause it was in the way of the construction (god knows how much he got from it)and if he signs off the house that was originally my dads and refuses to hand over any of the dulla, my dads gonna file a lawsuite... DING DING DING!!! FAMILY FUED!!!!!!
as much as we're all family and stuff and you shouldnt be like suing the living day lights out of your relatives (especially your own BROTHER) my uncle in vn is an asshole. AND THIS IS COMING FROM A PERSON WITH A ALOT OF FAMILY VALUES!! as much as i dont want to be like all racist or some shit (even though its my own race) when it comes to money, vn people tend to get very greedy and a little retarded about it.
its like when my dads uncle (which i think is my great uncle) had passed away because this stupid doctor retardedly kept of focusing on his neck because he fell from is 2 story house and he passed away from internal bleeding. (bloody idiots) so he stated that is he were to die, my dad would be entitled of his house (which is fair cause we have been supporting their families for so long) but his retarded cousin (which is my aunty) had to go all retarded and stating that her family owns the house since they live there and my family doesnt and wants us to pay them to claim ownership of the house (i think it was 50k) and we were like WTF?!?!?!?!?!? and i was like WHY THE HELL WOULD WE GIVE THEM MONEY TO GET BACK SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO MY DAD?!?!?! CAN THEY BE ANYMORE BLONDE?!?!?! and what was even worse they started threatening that if we dont pay them the money, they're gonna build on the land and expand the house because its too small for them. and i was like YOU HAVE LIKE FREAKEN 4 PEOPLE LIVING IN THAT FREAKEN DOUBLE STOREY HOUSE AND YOURE COMPLAINING?!?!? WE LIVE IN A ONE STOREY CONSISTING OF 8 AND HALF PEOPLE... DO WE LOOK LIKE WE'RE COMPLAINING??!?! what was even worse about building over that land was that it was my dads families private cemetary (so basically my dads family trees corpses are all at the back yard) and when my family and relatives were to pass away, we'd be buried there (which is pretty awesome) but if they won the battle, WE'D HAVE TO FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO RIP. but luckily THE WAR IS OVER AND THE VICTOR WAS US!!!!
so yeah thats pretty all i can say for now because its like 2:15 am and if i dont go to sleep, im gonna get gg by my teachers at school
nite nite
frm doodie
its like any other boring day with the same old retarded routine until i came home and my dad was on the phone. and he was talking to my uncle back at vn about some gibberish thing i dont know of cause they were using complex viet words and out of nowhere my sister came up to me and said
thien diep: you know dads a millionaire
me:..... ARE YOU SERIOUS??!?!??! WHERE?!??! HOW?!?!!?!?
thien diep: that house we have at vn. its worth 1.8 mil US dollars
me:...... THE ONE NEAR GRANDMAS HOUSE OR THE ONE IN THE COUNTRY SIDE?!?!?
thiendiep: the one near grandmas house
me:...... I LOVE YOU DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but apparantly for some reason my uncle in vn didnt notify my dad about the house because apparantly the government is planning to demolish the whole area and turn it into like a large mall and the top of the building have like flats and stuff... but luckily my dads house isnt in the way of the construction but they were planning on making it extremely large like take up the entire suburb of something like that. cause they already bought out my grandmas flat/unit/apartment/mini house for 500k which is good cause she got that place for like 10k during the time. but yeah, and apparantly since my dad moved to australia, his name was forcely removed from the entitlement of the house and was given to my uncle since he still lives in vn. so like the greedy ass owns 2 houses. and my uncle already signed off his own house cause it was in the way of the construction (god knows how much he got from it)and if he signs off the house that was originally my dads and refuses to hand over any of the dulla, my dads gonna file a lawsuite... DING DING DING!!! FAMILY FUED!!!!!!
as much as we're all family and stuff and you shouldnt be like suing the living day lights out of your relatives (especially your own BROTHER) my uncle in vn is an asshole. AND THIS IS COMING FROM A PERSON WITH A ALOT OF FAMILY VALUES!! as much as i dont want to be like all racist or some shit (even though its my own race) when it comes to money, vn people tend to get very greedy and a little retarded about it.
its like when my dads uncle (which i think is my great uncle) had passed away because this stupid doctor retardedly kept of focusing on his neck because he fell from is 2 story house and he passed away from internal bleeding. (bloody idiots) so he stated that is he were to die, my dad would be entitled of his house (which is fair cause we have been supporting their families for so long) but his retarded cousin (which is my aunty) had to go all retarded and stating that her family owns the house since they live there and my family doesnt and wants us to pay them to claim ownership of the house (i think it was 50k) and we were like WTF?!?!?!?!?!? and i was like WHY THE HELL WOULD WE GIVE THEM MONEY TO GET BACK SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO MY DAD?!?!?! CAN THEY BE ANYMORE BLONDE?!?!?! and what was even worse they started threatening that if we dont pay them the money, they're gonna build on the land and expand the house because its too small for them. and i was like YOU HAVE LIKE FREAKEN 4 PEOPLE LIVING IN THAT FREAKEN DOUBLE STOREY HOUSE AND YOURE COMPLAINING?!?!? WE LIVE IN A ONE STOREY CONSISTING OF 8 AND HALF PEOPLE... DO WE LOOK LIKE WE'RE COMPLAINING??!?! what was even worse about building over that land was that it was my dads families private cemetary (so basically my dads family trees corpses are all at the back yard) and when my family and relatives were to pass away, we'd be buried there (which is pretty awesome) but if they won the battle, WE'D HAVE TO FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO RIP. but luckily THE WAR IS OVER AND THE VICTOR WAS US!!!!
so yeah thats pretty all i can say for now because its like 2:15 am and if i dont go to sleep, im gonna get gg by my teachers at school
nite nite
frm doodie
Monday, August 31, 2009
high on crack day
viewer disgression advises if you have any heart problems or a weak stomach that you do not read this blog for it may contain information that could leave you traumatized and slightly disturbed.................................................................................... dont say i didnt warn you
i dont know why but for some reason the entire day, almost everyone i talked to was high like they were on crack (hence the blog title). like my best friend of instance... we went to see my new house today and we had to drop off a friend first before we went and this is what she said when we dropped him off (for security purposes his name will be under a nick name so dont think his parents named him after an anime character) "nows i knows wheres vegetas lives" im just like :.... ok that wasnt that funny but this is coming from a person that gets aggro everytime i miss pronounce a word. e.g union house. i call it the onion house XD
there was also when during period 6, skinny (my friend) went up to vegeta and said
skinny: i'll let you give me a kiss if you let me borrow your book
vegeta: ok.
*vegeta grabs skinny by the neck and goes for a kiss. hesitant as skinny is, he moves as far as his neck could push him but it wasnt far enough and soon after vegeta gave skinny and loud kiss on the cheek! disturbed and traumatized as skinny was, he grabs the book and walks off*
me: BLAHHAHHAA OMFG!!!!! THAT WAS SOO DISTURBINGLY HOT !!! XD
twinnie: BLAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
crimson: doodie is turned onn....
me:BLAHAHHAHAHAAH just a little... JUST KIDDING!!
twinnie: OMG DOODIE!!!!
vegeta: i didnt even need the book, i printed out a copy
me: BALHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not to mention tonight out of nowhere my sister (pikaboo) was on about her bodily gas. its like out of nowhere she comes back from the toilet and says
pikaboo: the entire time ive been farting in to toilet
me: =.='' thanks for sharing but i didnt really need to know that
pikaboo: my stomach is still making weird noises. i think i didnt fart it all out
me: please dont tell me youre up for round 2 cause if you are... DONT DO IT IN THE ROOM!!
and this is coming from a person that calls me a retard when i start dancing in the room when im bored.
AND AFTER THAT MY SISTER(pikaboo) AND HER BF(kobe) HAD THIS FRIED UP CONVO
kobe: so her viet name is pronounced as be tuyen (this is referring to my little niece)
pikaboo: yeah
kobe: so its be tuyen but you call her as be tien. you guys fail at calling her name. such a pretty name but you lazy people go fobby and call her tien and who thought of calling her lung?? WHO WOULD NAME THEIR KID LUNG BE (this is my cousins name from vietnam)?? HAHAHA
pikaboo: how would i know man
kobe : nhi (my viet name), but does lung be mean in viet?
me: well lung is like a hole and i dont know what be is....
kobe: be is broken
me: oh yeah...... XD
kobe: so its broken hole
me: lolz.. yup
kobe: ok babe, your name isnt ni anymore (pikaboos viet name), its now broken hole.
pikaboo: and now im gonna fart on your face and i think its coming soon too
kobe: omg are you serious?? well atleast im fine but miyu is screwed cause shes lying near your ass and doodies there too.
*the deadly fart escapes*
kobe: OMFG I CAN SMELL IT!!! OMG BABE!!!
pikaboo: what?? i dont smell anything. YOURE BEING AN IDIOT!!
kobe: i think im gonna die. wanna take a whiff doodie
me: nah im good *idiot for lifting up the blanket*
pikaboo: what?? my shit doesnt smell...
kobe: omg another jessica simpson moment man
me:blhahahhahaha!!! you blonde asian
THIS IS COMING FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE THE MOST MATURED PEOPLE IN MY FAMILY!!
and whats even worse... MY NIECE WAS HIGH TOO!!!!
this cute little innocent toddler that sings along to music and eats like a proper lady (even though she opens her mouth really wide and takes puny little bites =.='') surprised the living day lights out of me... out of nowhere her mum runs into the room and starts laughing:
thiendiep: guess what be tuyen did??
*kobe, pikaboo, miyu and i just stare at her clueless*
thien diep: SHE JUST TRIED TO BREAST FEED ME!!!
me: BLAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? HOW?!?!?
kobe: look at doodie, she just lost it
miyu: HOLLY SHIT HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!
thiendiep: i dont know how she learnt it but she just grabbed her breast and put it to my face!!!
me: BLAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and my parents too.. ITS LIKE 2 IN THE MORNING AND THEIR TV VOLUME IS LIKE AT FULL BLAST!! the neighbours dogs are literally barking (dont know if its cause of the tv or cause they see ghost.........) whats even worse ITS FREAKEN SURROUND SOUND TOO SO THERES VIBRATIONS ON THE FLOOR!!! like i understand they're old and they're probably partially deaf but THIS IS LIKE THEM STEROTYPE CARTOON SHOWS WHERE THE OLD PEOPLE CAN ONLY HEAR IF YOU SCREAM THE WORDS AT THEM!!! and this is coming from parents that scream and lecture the living day lights out of me whenever i sing in a toned deaf voice XD
lastly my dog (keira) has gone all rebellious on my family or something. pikaboo left a bowl of some dried shrimp on the bed and my dog went all mission impossible and grabbed one. but she got busted and usually she'd spit it out but she just grabbed it and ran. also out of nowhere the fat shit(which is still keira) stepped on my hair and sat on miyus' head XD i think someone is spiking the air today or something........ *looks scared*
anywhoo thats all i got for tonight. hope you didnt get traumatized or disturbed reading this blog
nite nite
frm doodie
i dont know why but for some reason the entire day, almost everyone i talked to was high like they were on crack (hence the blog title). like my best friend of instance... we went to see my new house today and we had to drop off a friend first before we went and this is what she said when we dropped him off (for security purposes his name will be under a nick name so dont think his parents named him after an anime character) "nows i knows wheres vegetas lives" im just like :.... ok that wasnt that funny but this is coming from a person that gets aggro everytime i miss pronounce a word. e.g union house. i call it the onion house XD
there was also when during period 6, skinny (my friend) went up to vegeta and said
skinny: i'll let you give me a kiss if you let me borrow your book
vegeta: ok.
*vegeta grabs skinny by the neck and goes for a kiss. hesitant as skinny is, he moves as far as his neck could push him but it wasnt far enough and soon after vegeta gave skinny and loud kiss on the cheek! disturbed and traumatized as skinny was, he grabs the book and walks off*
me: BLAHHAHHAA OMFG!!!!! THAT WAS SOO DISTURBINGLY HOT !!! XD
twinnie: BLAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
crimson: doodie is turned onn....
me:BLAHAHHAHAHAAH just a little... JUST KIDDING!!
twinnie: OMG DOODIE!!!!
vegeta: i didnt even need the book, i printed out a copy
me: BALHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not to mention tonight out of nowhere my sister (pikaboo) was on about her bodily gas. its like out of nowhere she comes back from the toilet and says
pikaboo: the entire time ive been farting in to toilet
me: =.='' thanks for sharing but i didnt really need to know that
pikaboo: my stomach is still making weird noises. i think i didnt fart it all out
me: please dont tell me youre up for round 2 cause if you are... DONT DO IT IN THE ROOM!!
and this is coming from a person that calls me a retard when i start dancing in the room when im bored.
AND AFTER THAT MY SISTER(pikaboo) AND HER BF(kobe) HAD THIS FRIED UP CONVO
kobe: so her viet name is pronounced as be tuyen (this is referring to my little niece)
pikaboo: yeah
kobe: so its be tuyen but you call her as be tien. you guys fail at calling her name. such a pretty name but you lazy people go fobby and call her tien and who thought of calling her lung?? WHO WOULD NAME THEIR KID LUNG BE (this is my cousins name from vietnam)?? HAHAHA
pikaboo: how would i know man
kobe : nhi (my viet name), but does lung be mean in viet?
me: well lung is like a hole and i dont know what be is....
kobe: be is broken
me: oh yeah...... XD
kobe: so its broken hole
me: lolz.. yup
kobe: ok babe, your name isnt ni anymore (pikaboos viet name), its now broken hole.
pikaboo: and now im gonna fart on your face and i think its coming soon too
kobe: omg are you serious?? well atleast im fine but miyu is screwed cause shes lying near your ass and doodies there too.
*the deadly fart escapes*
kobe: OMFG I CAN SMELL IT!!! OMG BABE!!!
pikaboo: what?? i dont smell anything. YOURE BEING AN IDIOT!!
kobe: i think im gonna die. wanna take a whiff doodie
me: nah im good *idiot for lifting up the blanket*
pikaboo: what?? my shit doesnt smell...
kobe: omg another jessica simpson moment man
me:blhahahhahaha!!! you blonde asian
THIS IS COMING FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE THE MOST MATURED PEOPLE IN MY FAMILY!!
and whats even worse... MY NIECE WAS HIGH TOO!!!!
this cute little innocent toddler that sings along to music and eats like a proper lady (even though she opens her mouth really wide and takes puny little bites =.='') surprised the living day lights out of me... out of nowhere her mum runs into the room and starts laughing:
thiendiep: guess what be tuyen did??
*kobe, pikaboo, miyu and i just stare at her clueless*
thien diep: SHE JUST TRIED TO BREAST FEED ME!!!
me: BLAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? HOW?!?!?
kobe: look at doodie, she just lost it
miyu: HOLLY SHIT HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!
thiendiep: i dont know how she learnt it but she just grabbed her breast and put it to my face!!!
me: BLAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and my parents too.. ITS LIKE 2 IN THE MORNING AND THEIR TV VOLUME IS LIKE AT FULL BLAST!! the neighbours dogs are literally barking (dont know if its cause of the tv or cause they see ghost.........) whats even worse ITS FREAKEN SURROUND SOUND TOO SO THERES VIBRATIONS ON THE FLOOR!!! like i understand they're old and they're probably partially deaf but THIS IS LIKE THEM STEROTYPE CARTOON SHOWS WHERE THE OLD PEOPLE CAN ONLY HEAR IF YOU SCREAM THE WORDS AT THEM!!! and this is coming from parents that scream and lecture the living day lights out of me whenever i sing in a toned deaf voice XD
lastly my dog (keira) has gone all rebellious on my family or something. pikaboo left a bowl of some dried shrimp on the bed and my dog went all mission impossible and grabbed one. but she got busted and usually she'd spit it out but she just grabbed it and ran. also out of nowhere the fat shit(which is still keira) stepped on my hair and sat on miyus' head XD i think someone is spiking the air today or something........ *looks scared*
anywhoo thats all i got for tonight. hope you didnt get traumatized or disturbed reading this blog
nite nite
frm doodie
Sunday, August 30, 2009
NEW RECOMMENDATION!!
ok this blog is gonna be short and sweet so today my sister woke me up a 12 in the afternoon cause she felt like going to the city to shop =.='' in mind i had to finish 3 exercises for general maths b, 2 exercises for methods, 2 questions for chem, and english essay and a biology prac my sister still begged me to go with her, to the point where it wasnt an option and i had to get up and get dress or go to the city in my pjs =.=''
instead of staying home and eat banh chanh cua (crab udon noodles) my sister felt like going to melbourne central and eat food court food =.='' and thats when i stumbled to this little crepe store located just outside of melbourne central (well i didnt stumble into it cause i ready ate there before but i forgot about it). and it is called HARAJUKU CREPES!!!! superly delicious crepe with a filling of choice. this tantalizing crepe has warmed my heart (well not really since it had icecreme) and has been awarded a place to be noticed and displayed onto my reccommended sexies list (located on the bottom right side of this blog). i garantee you would enjoy it as much as i do. ^^
after the boring trip to the city, the only thing we came home were a shit load of international junk food and blistered feet (well i got it atleast =.='') probably the only highlight of the day was that there was enough banh chanh cua left at home for me to eat ^^
anywhoo thats all for tonight
nite nite
frm doodie
instead of staying home and eat banh chanh cua (crab udon noodles) my sister felt like going to melbourne central and eat food court food =.='' and thats when i stumbled to this little crepe store located just outside of melbourne central (well i didnt stumble into it cause i ready ate there before but i forgot about it). and it is called HARAJUKU CREPES!!!! superly delicious crepe with a filling of choice. this tantalizing crepe has warmed my heart (well not really since it had icecreme) and has been awarded a place to be noticed and displayed onto my reccommended sexies list (located on the bottom right side of this blog). i garantee you would enjoy it as much as i do. ^^
after the boring trip to the city, the only thing we came home were a shit load of international junk food and blistered feet (well i got it atleast =.='') probably the only highlight of the day was that there was enough banh chanh cua left at home for me to eat ^^
anywhoo thats all for tonight
nite nite
frm doodie
Friday, August 28, 2009
dinner with the family
tonight my family decided to go eat korean food but disappointment for the restaurant was all booked out for the night =.='' do we decided to eat thai food since we havent eaten thai food for years. we went to this litte restaurant located in abboots ford called ying thai. the food there was sour and spicy (depending on what you order) and quite tasty (wouldnt say it was the best thai food i've ever tasted but it was above average). i would show you the food my family ordered but i kinda lost the cord to tranfer the photos over so ill upload them when i find it (hopefully tonight and not in a month XD ) so stay tune...
at dinner, we ate the following menus:
chicken wings
fish cake
jaow samut
yum talay
larb/pork
sup nor mai
papaya thai & crab
papaya seafood
pla lad prik
tom yum h/p
sticky ricce and normal rice
CLEARLY i was an idiot and forgot to record the actual names so i referred to my receipt but i took a photo of the menu which is too small to see but if it was on the comp, i could easily zoom in and tell you the actual menu names and stuff...
ANYWHOO the reviews that my family gave this restaurant were:
miyu(second oldest sister): 7
pikaboo(second youngest sister): 7.5
kobe(second youngest sisters boyfriend): 7
thien diep(oldest sister): 7
mum: 7.5
dad: 7.5
mr skinny (cousin): 7
me:7
i would return and eat again but sadly this restaurant was not qualified enough to be under my reccommended sexies but if you want to know the location and try out the food for yourself, here is the link (http://www.yourrestaurants.com.au/guide/ying_thai/). anywhoo thats all i got say for today
nite nite
frm doodie
at dinner, we ate the following menus:
chicken wings
fish cake
jaow samut
yum talay
larb/pork
sup nor mai
papaya thai & crab
papaya seafood
pla lad prik
tom yum h/p
sticky ricce and normal rice
CLEARLY i was an idiot and forgot to record the actual names so i referred to my receipt but i took a photo of the menu which is too small to see but if it was on the comp, i could easily zoom in and tell you the actual menu names and stuff...
ANYWHOO the reviews that my family gave this restaurant were:
miyu(second oldest sister): 7
pikaboo(second youngest sister): 7.5
kobe(second youngest sisters boyfriend): 7
thien diep(oldest sister): 7
mum: 7.5
dad: 7.5
mr skinny (cousin): 7
me:7
i would return and eat again but sadly this restaurant was not qualified enough to be under my reccommended sexies but if you want to know the location and try out the food for yourself, here is the link (http://www.yourrestaurants.com.au/guide/ying_thai/). anywhoo thats all i got say for today
nite nite
frm doodie
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
tight ass tuesday on a wednesday
today me and my sister (miyu) decided to go movies since we have these vouchers and today was the last day to use it and the movie we decided to watch was the ugly truth. which i quite enjoyed (reccommend to watch if you want some entertainment).
when the movie was finished, my sister and i didnt want to go home yet so we decided to sneak into a different cinema to watch another movie. XD we first ran into the room viewing this german movie an it was deserted and we were like*step away*. then we ran into the next one and it was public enemies and it looked pretty boring so we left and ran to the next one which was inglourious bastards. it was quite funny and pretty gross (after all the director is quentin tarantino) and it was ashame since we only got to watch near the end where they killed hitler and then killed everyone else in the cinema. OH and they branded this german guy with the nazi sign. (so gross but awesome at the same time XD) and when we walked out the cinema guy saw us and gave us this weird look like he'd seen us before but me and my sister didnt care. 
when the movie was finished, my sister and i didnt want to go home yet so we decided to sneak into a different cinema to watch another movie. XD we first ran into the room viewing this german movie an it was deserted and we were like*step away*. then we ran into the next one and it was public enemies and it looked pretty boring so we left and ran to the next one which was inglourious bastards. it was quite funny and pretty gross (after all the director is quentin tarantino) and it was ashame since we only got to watch near the end where they killed hitler and then killed everyone else in the cinema. OH and they branded this german guy with the nazi sign. (so gross but awesome at the same time XD) and when we walked out the cinema guy saw us and gave us this weird look like he'd seen us before but me and my sister didnt care. Then we ran into another cinema was it was viewing ice age :dawn of the dinosaurs. was pretty stpid to stay and watch since it was 3D and it was like blurry half the time but it was still watchable. everyone was all staring at us cause we were the only people who didnt have those 3d glasses XD luckily it was towards the end so it wasnt soo bad. when we exited guess who e saw again.... thats right, the cinema guy and he gave us the most retardest look ever. it was like why have i seen you 3 times in 3 different types of cinema rooms?? XD but i he didnt care so yeah was pretty awesome not to mention he waspretty cute too ^^ (probably thought me and my sister was stalking him) i reckon when he goes to the 4th cinema, he'd probably wait to see if me and my sister would pop out of it but such ashame, we left already. but dw my dear cute cinema boy, we shall meet again for anothr stalking session tomorrow XD i think im gonna end it here for tonight so...
nite nite
frm doodie
frm doodie
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
randomness and dedication to anonymous
ok today was extremely boring and there is nothing to blog about... SO i decided to post these MOST CUTEST PICTURES IN THE WORLD and i hope you enjoy cause this took me a good 30 minutes to upload this blog =.='' but it was all worth it :) but before you can see those pictures, you have to see this pimple that i had to pop for my sister (dont ask me why i posted this. simply cause i am bored and i want to expose the nasty of one of my dear sisters (pikaboo)).
kinda looks like a 3rd nipple but ANYWAY OK NOW THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE WAITING FOR (the pimple picture was just a little sacrifice you had to make to see it cause as we all know.... NOTHING COMES FOR FREE XD ENJOY!!!
kinda looks like a 3rd nipple but ANYWAY OK NOW THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE WAITING FOR (the pimple picture was just a little sacrifice you had to make to see it cause as we all know.... NOTHING COMES FOR FREE XD ENJOY!!!
You cannot resist these pictures!!
OK mum, you can come and get me down now!!
Look deep into my eyes... you are feeling sleepy...
Forgive me Father for I have sinned...
Kung Fu Panda...bring it on
Please, sir, may I have some more? (Oliver Panda)
stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it
Naughty Panda, time out corner.
Panda Tai Chi
Romeo oh Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?
and to anonymous.... this picture is dedicated purely
to you. i hope you love it ^^
nite nite
frm doodie
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